Chapter 1: Disaster
It was a cold stormy day. ACP was protecting the mountain base in New Jersey. Seth watched TV. ‘Wow.. the eifle tower exploded. But really, how?’ Said Seth. ‘Shouldn’t we be up in italy helping out right now?’ Said Divotoo. ‘We’re waiting to see what the italian government says.’ Said Dry. ‘Breaking news, the italian government is desperate for help from ACP.’ Said the news person. ‘I Guess we’re going.’ Said Seth. ‘Hey guys, pack up. We’re deployed to italy.’ Said Dry. They all grabbed weaponry and packed. The speakers barked to get to the hangar and loaded onto the transports. They landed in Italy. ‘Ooh… italian chicks!’ Said Seth. He walked over to somebody. ‘Hey, you wanna meet my guns? KAPOW! KAPOW!’ Said Seth. ‘You notice I’m a man, right?’ Said the Person. Seth backed away slowly. ‘Yeah. You’re a total chick magnet.’ Said Div. Seth slugged Div. They walked in a platoon to the eifle tower. ‘Looks like a shot from a rocket… If I could measure the angle of that building and the tower, we’d know how it went.’ Said Dry. ‘Way ahead of you.’ Said Matt throwing a harpoon around the top of the tower. He walked up until he could see the shot reaction center. He measured and saw the apartment where the rocket came from.
Chapter 2: Chez Holiday Hotel
‘Grab your weapons guys, we got a war on our hands.’ Said Matt. They all ran to the hotel. They didn’t care to ask for a room. They ran up the stairs and broke down the door. ‘The window’s open…’ Said Dry. ‘Nacho markings!’ Said Divo. ‘The rocket launcher’s still here!’ Said Matt. ‘These fingerprints look like Aka’s…. I might be wrong, but maybe he was impersonating Person…’ Said Dry. ‘You know, I think it might be what happened. Why not we keep an italian platoon here to help the construction, and we track down Aka?’ Said Divo. ‘Great idea. We got a platoon on the way. Time to get back to south dakota.’ Said Dry. They ran back to the helicopters and took off.
Chapter 3: Begining of the end.
‘Oh no… oh no…’ Said Seth. ‘What?’ Asked Divo. ‘The statue of liberty just sank..’ Said Seth. ‘Two monuments destroyed, if you look at it sounds like he’s trying to rule the world..’ Said Dry. ‘You’re right… our spies hacked into there database, and we found it..’ Said Dragon. ‘The plans say that Aka is holding Person in an underground prison, and how he did it was, he used an U.T.R. Underwater transport robot, to get all the monuments. When he’s done, he’s gonna build them into a giant airship and invade the world.’ Said Dry. ‘So, try to get spies to find the U.T.R. He’s probably still running around finding stuff.’ Said Divo. ‘That’s the problem.. the U.T.R is highly protected, and has a specail sheild, made out of nuclear power. If we wanna get in, the only power to destroy the sheilds are the mini-subs.’ Said Dragon. ‘Bad part’s we only have 4.’ Said Kt. ‘Kt, Dry, Divo, Paint, didn’t you guys get a degree in college for engineering?’ Said Matt. ‘Sure did!’ Said Divo. ‘Good. You guys will all work the subs. Once you have the sheilds down, don’t do anything. Just get out of their sight, and drive away.’ Said Dragon. ‘Ok.’ They all said. They all loaded up the mini subs on the transports and tracked down the U.T.R. ‘Ok, we’re aproaching the back of the U.T.R.’ Said Paint. ‘Load up the ion cannons…’ Said Matt. ‘Loading….’ Said Dry. ‘Annndddd…. FIRE AWAY!’ Yelled Matt. At once they all shot the sheild. After a few seconds there was a huge flash and weird noise. ‘Their sheilds are down!’ Yelled Dry. ‘YEEEEE HAAAAA!’ Yelled Matt. They all drove back to the dock.
Chapter 4: Prison Break.
‘Good you guys are back, we hacked into their database. It was really easy. Guess the password. Akabob22isthemosthandsomenachoever. Stupid password, right? Anyway, we found where he locked up Person. He’s locked up in the cells underneath the old nacho HQ. It says he used some kind of nuclear energy to make the bars lasers that could take a head off. It might be hard, but Person right now is the only good nacho leader.’ Said Matt. ‘Get in the helicopters, we already loaded up. We’re on the way to save the poor sap.’ Said Saint. They all jumped in and changed out of their wet suits. They landed in Missouri. They jumped out and hacked into the nacho HQ security cameras to see if there were guards. ‘Good news, no guards. Just the cameras. They’re still under the old nacho password, and lucky us Aka has a really bad memory of passwords.’ Said Dry. They all charged the building and found where he was locked up. ‘Wow.. you guys are like… well, AWESOME!’ Said Person. ‘Person, did you hear anything Aka said about making these bars?’ Said Dry. ‘Yeah. He said the switch is inside the cell.’ Said Person. ‘THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU ALREADY FREE YOURSELF?’ Yelled Kt. ‘Hellllooooo… hand cuffs….’ Said Person. ‘Don’t worry, I’ll use my rifle.’ Said Divo. He stuck the rifle in and flipped the switch. ‘Now how do we get off these hand cuffs?’ Said Person. Fox pulled out a hair pin. She picked the lock. ‘Thanks for everything guys. I guess since Aka has turned the nachos into like his own robots, I guess I’m wearing green.’ Said Person. ‘Good for you!’ Said Dry. ‘Uhh guys… where are our helicopters?’ Said Saint. There was an explosion miles away. ‘Rogue nachos.’ Said Divo. ‘Don’t worry, when I was a kid I went to some animal school. I learned how to speak in flying squirrel.’ Said Paint. He started squeaking and chirping. Suddenly an army of flying squirrels swooped down and picked up the ACP soldiers. ‘THIS IS AWESSSOMMMMEEE!’ Yelled Divo. When they were flying over the base, they started to fall and crash through the ceiling of the base. ‘They need to work on the landing…’ Said Kt. ‘That ceiling cost me $500!’ Said Boomer.
Chapter 5: Underwater chaos
‘Well, now that we have all that done it’s time to bring out the battle subs and destroy that U.T.R.’ Said Divo. ‘You’re right.’ Said Dragon. ‘Ohhh man… ohhhh man… THE WHITE HOUSE JUST DISAPEARED INTO THE GROUND!’ Said Seth. ‘DRY, GO TURN ON THE SPEAKERS! THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS!’ Yelled Saint. He ran and typed. The speakers barked to load up on the transports and get ready for liftoff. They all ran to the hangar and got in their wet suits. They loaded in the transports and landed in the docks in Florida. They all got in the subs and dropped into the water. Back in the U.T.R….. ‘Well, well, well… ACP is trying to destroy me. I’m holding the president hostage, have nearly every monument in the world under my custody, and they try to destroy ME? Really, those idiots think they can defeat ME?’ Said Aka. ‘Well… they did defeat you 2 times..’ Said a guard. Aka snapped and another guard stuffed an apple in his mouth and threw him in a closet. ‘Puckley, summon the robo-snakes.’ Said Aka. ‘Sir yes sir.’ Said Puckley. Puckley walked in the cargo hangar. He hid behind a robot and opened his cell phone. He called Divo. Back in the sub… ‘Hey, guys, my phone is ringing.’ Said Divo. ‘Who is it?’ Asked Dry. ‘It’s Puckley..’ Replied Divo. ‘Answer it, I wanna give him a piece of my mind!’ Said Dry. He answered. ‘Yello?’ Said Divo. ‘Hey Div, it’s puckley… I know you think I’m bad, but really, Aka is forcing us to do this. If I can help at all, just say. I’ve always hated Aka.’ Said Puckley. Div covered up the speaker. ‘He says if he can help, he will because Aka is forcing them to do it.’ Said Div. ‘Tell him if we need him, we’ll call him.’ Said Dry. ‘Puck, if we need ya we’ll give ya a call, ok?’ Said Div. ‘Ok.’ Said Puckley. He hung up. Puckley heard a guard coming. He quickly sent out the robo-snakes. ‘There are some kind of nacho robots on the radar… should we fire?’ Said Dragon. ‘Yeah, fire the torpedos.’ Said Dry. The sub started to rumble. ‘DRY, WE JUST LOST BOTH WINGS!’ Yelled Kt. ‘YOU GUYS OK OUT THERE?’ Yelled Paint off the speaker from HQ. The submarine start to set on fire. ‘EVACUATE THE SUB NOW!’ Yelled Dry. They all got in wet suits and jumped out the hatch. They swam around. ‘Hey! I see a boat! HELP!!!!!’ Yelled Divotoo. The boat pulled over next to them. A man in a fishing hat looked out. He pulled them all in. ‘Thank you, sir.’ Said Dragon. ‘No problem, lad.’ Said the man in an english accent. ‘Ohh.. ohh.. what’s that smell?’ Said Dry. ‘Tuna fish, sonny!’ Said the Man. ‘So what dock ye lil’ lads want to be dropped off at?’. ‘Dock 314, sir.’ Said Divo. ‘Aye, you be the ACP?’ Said the Man. ‘Why, yes we are. And you are…?’ Said Divo. ‘Klim. As in Klimster, sonny!’ Said Klimster. They docked at dock 314. ’We’re ok here, sir.’ Said Divo.’Okey dokey, ye lil’ lads.’ Said Klimster.
Chapter 6: Fight in flight
They all walked over to the transports and flew back. ‘Bad news guys, some nacho spy planes are circling the HQ. We need to get some planes out there and take em’ down.’ Said Saint. ‘Dry, Kt, you’ll go. I’d pick Div too, but he needs to fix the electricity.’ Said Matt. They both ran to the hangar and got in the fighter jets. They flew out the hangar. ‘Ok guys, we’re in the air.’ Said Kt. ‘Ok, you’re approaching the planes.. when you’re atleast a 5 feet away, fire. Ok?’ Said Paint. ‘Ok.’ Said Dry. They approached the planes. They fired. The planes started to go down, but then it turned into hot pursuit. They tried firing at the planes, but missed. One of the nachos tried to tear off Kt’s left wing, but failed. The flew through an alley between 2 mountains. The approached a bridge of rocks. ‘KT, I HAVE A PLAN! WHEN THEY GET UNDER THE BRIDGE, SHOOT IT!’ Said Dry. ‘WILL DO!’ Said Kt. The nachos flew under the huge bridge. Quickly they shot the bridge. It crashed down and the planes exploded. ‘We got em’ down!’ Said Dry. ‘Let’s hope they didn’t get word back to Aka..’ Said Kt. They landed back in the hangar. ‘Good work, you guys.’ Said Dragon. Suddenly the power went out. ‘Oops!’ Yelled Divo from the basement.
Chapter 7: Infiltrating the base.
After a few minutes the power came back on. They walked over to the computers. Dragon was typing. ‘Hey guys, we found a loophole to destroy the U.T.R. It can only be destroyed from the inside. You can contact Puckley to open up the hangar for it, and we’ll assemble a strike team to go inside, shut down the engine manually, and take out Aka.’ Said Dragon. ‘Just who IS this strike team?’ Said Dry. ‘Saint said it’d be you, Div, and Kt.’ Said Dragon. ‘Ok, I’m calling Puckley..’ Said Divo. Puckley picked up. ‘Div, need help?’ Said Puckley. ‘You bet, dude!’ Said Divo. ‘What is it?’ Asked Puckley. ‘We’re gonna need you to open up the doors for the strike team, ok?’ Said Divo. ‘Sure will!’ Said Puckley. ‘Wait, on que, ok? Those doors open up too early, we might be living in Aka’s world.’ Said Divo. ‘Ok, call me when you need me to open em’ up.’ Said Puckley. He hang up. Dragon walked in with all the gear they needed. ‘Here you go guys, when you’re down there, no worries. You’re oxygen will last you a lifetime.’ Said Dragon. They heard a sniper helicopter land in the hangar. ‘Good luck, you guys. The fate of the world, and ACP is lying in your hands.’ Said Saint. They walked to they walked to the hangar and took off. They put on their radios and dived in. Div called Puckley. Puckley picked up. ‘Yello?’ Said Puckley cheerfully. ‘Puckley, now. Open up the hangar doors. It’s now or never.’ Said Divo. ‘Sure will!’ Said Puckley. Puckley sneaked to the hangar and opened the doors. They swam into the hangar. The snuck into the engine room. It was highly guarded with a nuclear generator and firewall protected computers. Kt and Dry turned around to see Divo wasn’t there. They heard a ‘BONK!’ and the guards yell ‘OW!’ behind them stand Divo with a brick. ‘Piece of cake.’ Said Divo. ‘Remind me again why we let HIM handle the explosives?’ Said Kt. Dry elbowed Kt. The walked over to the engine. ‘Nuclear generator, 2,000 miles per hour, 50 megabites per second, I’m impressed!’ Said Dry. ‘Eh, not impressive. The firewall isn’t under a password and protective virus, and that nuclear generator doesn’t have it’s explosives removed.’ Said Kt. Kt easily had the engine shut down in no time. Suddenly they heard metal boots crash against the floor. They turned around to see Aka, with only one hand and a scar on his cheek. ‘Good evening, gentlemen.’ Said Aka. Aka snapped and out came guards. The guards tied up Dry, Kt, and Divo. They were locked up in a storage room. ‘Hey, dude, I think I can reach your pocket knife!’ Said Kt. Kt grabbed the knife from Dry’s pocket and cut himself out. He cut them both out. ‘Ok, we have the engine shut down, but we’re locked in here..’ Said Divo. They heard a door open. Puckley walked in. ‘Hey, who said I couldn’t help you guys?’ Said Puckley with a smile. They all ran out. They snuck into the command room through the vents. They saw a chain hanging in front of them. ‘Ok guys, here’s the plan, I jump on the chain and tackle him, you guys jump down and take out the guards. Ok?’ Said Divo. ‘Ok.’ They all said. Divo grabbed a sniper rifle and strapped it to his back. He jumped out the vent and onto the chain taking Aka to the floor head-first. Aka’s shoulder was dislocated, but he didn’t care. Divo jumped down and helped Kt, Dry, and Puckley. A few guards were rough, but they took care of them. ‘Well, well, well… you escaped and you made freinds with PUCKLEY.’ Said Aka. ‘Three…’ Said Kt. ‘Two..’ Said Dry. ‘ONE!’ Said Divo. At once they all shot Aka while he talked. The shots landed in arms. He fell down knocked out. After a few minutes, he standed up and threw them to the ground. He grabbed a barreta and glared at them. The U.T.R. rumbled. The window cracked and a mini sub crashed through the window. The hatch opened and out ran Boomer, Fox, Paint, Matt, and Dragon. They all aimed their weapons at Aka. ‘You lose this round, ACP.’ Said Aka. He turned on his jetpack hid under his cape and flew into the sky. The End.
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