The Nations: Book One: The Renegade

Chapter One: The First Attack

CPAC Reporter, Iasgae56, was standing in front of multiple burning buildings in Breeze.

‘And that, f-folks, e-ends t-this s-segment!’ He screamed to the camera. The wind blew more violently, causing the fires to roar louder.

His coat flying behind him, he sprinted towards the Network Van. He slammed the door shut, and drove off from the flying fires.

Two men named Miroos and SAW ran across the streets, equipped with a video camera.

‘Viva la Renegade, for all you scum out there!’ SAW said, throwing a M67 at a building window.

‘First attack of us epic Renegade, baby!’ Miroos screamed, pulling out a Combat LMG and shooting down civilians.

They ran five more blocks, when a large, gray Huey with a Renegade logo on it landed. They boarded it, and flew from the slowly crashing city.

‘It was a suicide mission, but you did good, men.’ Shadow said, emerging from the cockpit.

‘Eh, we’re good. We only lost a noob.’ Miroos said, slamming the side door shut.

Shadow grabbed his laptop, and pulled it open. He clicked rapidly, then typed for a moment.

‘You did good. But not perfect.’ He said, clicking the Live Feed of ACP storming the streets, and securing the area. The video zoomed into the Breeze-Brumby Bridge, which was flooded with ACP Unit Transports.

‘You fail another mission like that, you may just be fired. We’ll keep you in our custody, but in a nice bleak cell. Sound good?’ Shadow threatened, slamming his laptop shut.

‘Yeah, sure, sure.’ SAW said, sitting back.

On the fiery streets below, Divotoo and Tuxy were rapidly smashing levers and triggers in the cockpit of an ACP Unit Transport.

‘We need an exit in Sector 45, I repeat, exit in Sector 45.’ the Intel Communications yelled.

‘On it, Dry.’ Div said, pulling the controls, and flipping on a trigger.

Chapter Two: The Escape

The Unit Transport lifted into the air, and hovered above the buildings. Dry and his team were sending small flares up in the air, as they fought off the flames, slowly trapping them in. Many of them ash-covered and skinned, Div raced to the back to lower the Rescue Net. One by one, they were pulled up to the transport.

‘Tuxy, get us moving! We’re not alone!’ Dragon yelled, spotting a Renegade Attack Unit.

Div ran back to the front, and rapidly flicked triggers, moved levers, and pulled the controls. Tuxy armed the turrets, and shot down the Renegade Attack Unit’s left wing. A bullet flashed by Fox’s face.

The turrets shot rapidly at the Renegade Attack Unit, and it plummeted slowly to the ground. The Huey passed by their Unit Transport, and SAW fired rapidly into the air.

‘Na, ha, ha, ha, little cowards!’ He laughed.

Dragon closed the doors to the Unit Transport, and they flew above the large cities of Breeze.

Chunks of the road flew, as renegade troops ran across the streets, laughing  madly.

Aka stepped out of a car, into a dark parking lot. The moon was faintly covered by clouds. Behind him stood two Renegade guards.

‘Hello, Akabob.’ Said Meat, emerging from the dark.

‘I trust you have succeeded your assignment.’

‘Sir.. We, uhm.. Well, ACP saved the city..’ Said Aka, a frown on his face.

Meat sneered, and pulled out a black pocket knife.

The guards raised their guns at Meat.

‘They’re blanks. Don’t bother.’ Meat said, watching them fire their guns, which only made a noise.

‘Now, you will be punished, Akabob, if you do not fulfill your next task.’ Meat said, putting the pocket knife away.

He grabbed Aka, and walked him to a Mustang with a bumper-sticker which said, ‘NOT MY ARMY.’, and had a large letter ‘X’ over the words ‘ACP’.

A guard with a knife jumped on Meat as he opened the door. Aka whimpered on the seat. Meat flipped the guard over, and twisted his arm. The guard struggled to fight back, but failed. Meat grabbed his knife, nudged him aside with his foot, and slammed the door closed.

Chapter Three: The Rise Of The Terrors

Divotoo woke up, drowning in sweat. He lay in the middle of a sleeping bag on the ACP Unit Transport.

The rest of his team were sound alseep, except for Speeder, who was watching and re-winding CPAC videos.

‘The Mammoth Bank is slowly burning!—– The Mammoth Bank is slowly burning!’ Whispered his laptop.

His legs shaking like maracas, Div got up, avoided tripping over people and falling because of how shaky the transport was, he staggered over to Speeder.

‘What’cha looking at?’ Div said, looking over Speeder’s shoulder.

Speeder jumped, and said, ‘Just looking at CPAC archives for some info on the Renegade.’

‘I had this nightmare about Nachos betraying us in the war.. Us being hopeless.. A nuclear war..’ Div said.

‘Well, the Renegade already has like, a million Nachos in it. But look where they got.’ Speeder replied.

‘Well, I’ma get back to sleep, I just woke up all of a sudden.’ Div walked away.

‘Guys, get up! Get up! We’re under attack!’ Yelled Dry, running with a machine gun to the hatch of the transport.

Div woke up, and grabbed a mobile turret. He mounted it to the back hatch of the transport, and opened fire at the army of Renegade below.

‘Oh gosh, here we go.’ Muttered Tuxy under his breath, firing rapidly at Renegade.

The cloud-covered sun faintly lit the battlefield, as they shot at each other.

On the Renegade ship, Aka was speaking to the large group of Renegade.

‘Today, we shall take down the ACP! No longer shall we be bothered by their pests, no longer shall we have to deal with them, no longer shall we have to serve them!’ He yelled, as the group screamed.

‘Move out!’

The paratroopers jumped from the transport, gunners mounted machine guns, and bombers armed the bombs aboard the plane.

Zara was in the Renegade ship, fighting the ACP.

As the war raged on, she continued shooting. She then noticed all her friends, working hard, and skinned.. Most because of her.. Her eyes teared up, until she finally said,

‘I’m not gonna fight for this garbage.’

She shot the remaining explosives, and the ship instantly exploded. As it lit on fire, she quickly put on a parachute, and jumped out of the transport. Aka had his leg on fire. He pushed Renegade soldiers out of the way, and jumped out of the transport, firing at ACP.

‘Well, that was fun.’ Said Fox.

Chapter Four: The Beginning

‘You are a scummy little idiot, that’s what you are, Divotoo!’ ‘Ha.. You survived? Well, here’s something to top that.’ ‘Go die! You worthless filth!’ ‘GET OUT, A NUCLEAR BOMB, GET OUT!’ ‘You’re gonna die right here. And I’m gonna help you die.’ ‘Kill him! I shall never see to him again!’ ‘WHERE IS ENNBAY? TELL ME WHERE ENNBAY IS, FOOL!’ ‘We all know we’re gonna die. Ruthless Nachos.’ ‘OH MY GOSH, A NUCLEAR BOMB, GET EVERYONE OUT!’ ‘OH GOSH, DIV!’ A knife went into Divotoo’s chest.. He was screaming.. Linkin by his side.. Then, pictures of a nuclear war flashed upon his eyes. His body felt as if it was burning.

Divotoo woke up in a cold sweat. His body felt as if it were burning. He could barely breathe.

His vision blurred.

Then, he passed out.

‘Div! Oh my gosh, Div!’ Speeder had noticed Div turning pale in a sleeping bag next to him. He woke Dry, Fox, Tuxy, and Paint, and they all checked to see if he was alive.

Relieved he was alive, Tuxy and Speeder put Div’s arms around their necks, and carried him into the medical area of the transport.

‘Wow.. Never seen anything like it.. He’s still breathing… His brain is still working, but most of his body is just legally dead.’ Lillie said, examining him.

‘We’re gonna have to wait until we land, this is.. Wow.. Poor guy.’

The next morning, they landed at the ACP HQ.

The medics escorted Div to the Hospital Wing, and set him down in a bed.

‘Wha- Uh- Am I okay?’ Said Div, waking up, blinking. His vision still blurry, he felt much better.

‘Div! Are you feeling okay?’ Asked Lillie, one of the medics.

‘Yeah, but.. I.. Need to.. Am I alive?’ Div stuttered.

‘Yeah, you’re okay. I don’t know how it exactly happened, but you’re okay.’

‘Oh.. I just..’ Div yawned.

‘You need to just get to sle-‘ Lillie was interrupted by a loud crash and the sounds of metal flying.

‘What was that?’ Said Div, jumping.

Lillie turned around with a grim expression.

‘The transport just exploded.’

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Senate Bill: Retired Moderators

Retired moderators must take a moderator test consisting of ten questions. If they get more than three questions wrong, they must take it again. If they get more than one question wrong then, they will not be able to have the chance to be a moderator until the next Un-Mod Week, where there will be a special section for voting on whether or not this person should be re-modded.

> In the beginning of each senate meeting, for twenty minutes they will discuss any abuses of powers made by the retired moderators.

> The special section will be open for ALL soldiers of ACP to vote on.

> If they go more than two Un-mod Weeks without being voted to be re-modded, they will be un-modded forever.

ACP- The Musical. [An Original Short By Divotoo]

ACP- The Musical. [An Original Short By Divotoo]

One morning, Speeder woke with a start.

‘I see red roses.. Wars and guns, too..’ He began.

‘I see ’em bloom.. For me and nobody, too..’

‘And I think to myself.. What a typical day..’

‘I see skies of orange.. And clouds of gray’

‘Bright, scorching mornings.. And wars at day..’

‘And I think to myself.. What a typical day.’

He slipped on his shirt and shoes, and turned on the TV.

On the News, it said that ACP was falling, and that it was to be destroyed and made into a parking lot.

‘Oh no! I’ve got to sing! To follow that dream, to keep ACP as a team!’ He started.

‘You gotta sing! To stay as a team, follow that dream!’ Div continued, emerging from the door.

‘Sing! Follow that dream, stay as a team, and stay together!’ Enn said, coming out of Speeder’s bathroom.

‘Stay together!’ Speeder and Div echoed.

‘Stay together forever!’ Enn sang back.

‘Stay as a team, follow that dream, stay together forever!’ They all sang.

At the Nacho Offices, Aka was in the conference room, listing all the pros of the destruction of ACP.

‘Still don’t know what we were.. Waiting for..’ Aka sang.

‘And we had the chance.. That was better than before.’ Person continued.

‘A million dollars, and..’

‘Every time we thought we got it made, the political plans were defeat.’

‘So we turned around.. And faced them..’

‘But we’ve never caught a glimpse..’

‘Of how ACP sees the war..’

‘We’re much too rich to take that test.’

‘D-d-d-destruction..’

‘We’re hiring a destruction team!’

‘D-d-d-destruction..’

‘If you are in ACP, that’s too bad for you!’

‘D-d-d-destruction..’

‘Parking lot, here you come, too!’

Aka passed the bill, and pulled out a cardboard bin, filled of which of phone books.

‘So, tell me whatcha’ want, whatcha’ really, really want.’ Sang the operator.

‘Yo, I’ll tell you what I want what I really, really want.’ Aka sang back.

‘So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.’

‘I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.’

‘So, tell me what you want, what you really, really, want.’

‘I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna destruct ACP, Ha.’

The operator got him a destruction team, and got to the site immediately.

‘I wanna destruct ’em like they do in Texas, please.’ Aka started, pulling his sleeves up.

‘Shoot ’em, let ’em blow, push the lever, soldier stay with me, I love it.’ Person continued.

‘Guns raised and destruction plays the wars, with Snipers to start.’

‘After they’ve been blown I’ll play the one that’s on the war.’

‘Oh, oh, oh,’

‘I’ll shoot ’em hot, show them what we got.’

‘Oh, oh, oh.’

‘I’ll shoot ’em hot, show them what we got.

‘Can’t stop my, can’t stop my,’

‘No they can’t stop my, destruction..’

‘We’ve got to flame somebody.’

‘Can’t stop my, can’t stop my,’

‘No they can’t stop my, destruction..’

‘We’ve got to flame somebody.’

Suddenly, a humvee behind Aka and Person exploded. Five people were behind it.

‘We’ve gotta sing to stay together forever!’ Sang Speeder.

‘Together forever!’ Echoed Div and Enn.

‘Follow that dream, stay as a team, and stay together forever!’

‘Forever together!’

‘Follow that dream forever!’

‘Stay forever together!’

‘But, I can’t make it in time..’ Boomer sang, slowly.

‘Woah, oh oh.’ Echoed the group.

‘You’ve got to stay strong.. Stay, strong..’ Fox sang back.

‘I’m losing my breath, slowly..’

‘No, no, no..’

‘You can do it, stay strong.. You’re never wrong..’

Boomer quickly sprinted from the group, back flipped, and knocked the computer into a prop lake.

Suddenly, the room went hazy, and there was a loud, mad noise.

‘Speeder! Wake up! Wake up! It’s time to wake up! It’s time for the Senate Meeting Luncheon!’

Speeder woke with a start, Div at the end of his bed.

‘I had the weirdest dream.. It was about singing..’ Speeder said.

‘Woah, you have the weirdest dreams. Like, that martian that invaded or whatever.’ Div laughed.

THEEND.

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The ACP Chronicles

Prologue:

All of ACP was in a time of distress. After an assassination, the infamous Seanehawk had taken power over the army. Nachos had reformed, and had Aka’s inhumane body as a leader. ACP Soldiers were sent to slavery camps to do jobs, such as serving beer in the Sombrero Cafe’ or being used as dummies in the Test Labs. Some slaves inside of these slave camps were Dragon, Foxtails, Dryvit, Boomer, and Divotoo.

Chapter One: Operation Pandemic 3.2

Divotoo, Dryvit, and Boomer all shared an Energy Cell. Rain poured around the rectangular energy-powered cell, and they all slept. ‘Wake up, you worthless maggots! Get the living gracious out of your dirt that you call a bed!’ A pale man in a netted gray helmet screamed. This man’s name was Gamer. The black energy blinked and went off. Their warden, Jayson, escorted them to the Prison Transport. He slapped them all on the back with his rifle as Pie searched them. Div started, ‘We need to get-‘ ‘Shaddup, you worthless moldy bag of dirt!’ Pie said, elbowing his ribcage. Energy gates around them flapped open and closed. Finally, a large gray and black jeep pulled up. The all were threw on the flat bed, which was covered in nets. A gritty driver named Woton drove them down a dirt road. There was a loud thud, a spark, and the jeep stopped. Woton stepped out, cursing, and threw open the hood. ‘Now.’ Mouthed Div to Boomer. Boomer pulled out his knife, and then jumped out of the flat bed. Dry lunged at Woton, and unarmed him. Boomer smashed Woton onto the hood. Dirt all over him, he cursed loudly. ‘Tell us about Operation Pandemic.’ Said Boomer. ‘No, you worthless bag of dirt.’ ‘Tell us about Operation Pandemic!’ Boomer yelled. ‘I’ve had enough of your fascist ways, you scum!’ Woton replied. ‘Throw him in the jeep, and Dry, go alert Dragon and Fox.’ Div said, grabbing a mound of duct tape. They tied Woton and locked him in the jeep. Behind Dry came two girls. ‘So, the boys get all the work again? Mhm. Nice.’ Said Fox, playing with her Swiss Army Knife. ‘Oh, you wanna push the jeep in that ditch for us?’ Said Dry with a grin. They all dug their heels in the mud and pushed the jeep into a nearby ditch, then were off.

Chapter Two: Infestation Camps

The small group ran through dirt roads, until they reached a large stream. They sat upon the stream, and just wondered what was going on. But they didn’t have time for thinking. A large ATV pulled up, and a man started yelling.

‘Bloody scoundrels! Out of the bloody camp without a bit of bloody permission!’ He said, leading them to a nearby camp. Sand-green tents were everywhere. The man shooed them inside one tent, then rushed off. Inside the tent was a black, sleek, laptop with a roman helmet on it. ‘That voice sound too familiar..’ Said Boomer. ‘Nah, probably random.. Unless it is..’ Said Dry. Their conversation was interrupted by the tent zipping open and two men stepping in.

‘Meat, Sir, these bloody scoundrels were sneaking out after the forced curfew!’ Said the man.

‘Motor, please get back to your patrolling duties. I’ll assign a nurse to these ‘Scoundrels’ of your’s.’ Meat said, closing the tent. They saw him wave his hand, and a young girl in leg armor came in the assigned tent.

‘Hello, my name is Ms. Lil- Div? Boomer? Dry? Dragon? Fox? What in earth’s name are you doing at this video gamer camp? Gosh, I’d be out of this rathole in the blink of an eye if it weren’t for drafting.’ Said Lillie, putting her knife back in the waist armor.

‘Long story short, we led a small prison escape and got caught by a car part.’ Said Dragon, the only non-shocked one.

‘So, Di-‘ But Lillie was interrupted by Meat and Rapidy unzipping the door. ‘So, I heard the bounty on you all is high.’ Rap said glaring at the group. ‘We can’t afford any more infected pupils. And I hate you all. So, doesn’t that work out?’ Said Meat, handing Rap a briefcase with a roman helmet on it. They all went pale. Rap grabbed his gun, and led them to his Tahoe.

‘Not a word, maggots!’ He said, wrapping them in duct tape.

He opened the back hatch and ammo belts, rifles, and wooden crates spilled out. He cursed, grabbed a sleek, orange, laptop, and threw them in.

Chapter Three: The Apprentices

Rap drove them through a large desert, until they reached a large shed. It had a desk covered in empty bottles sticking out of a window. Rap knocked on the window, and a coughing man walked up.

‘Yellow? Who be ‘dere? What you want wif’ me?’ He said, swatting the air.

‘It’s me, Ads! You idiot!’ Replied Rap in a tone.

‘What’re you doin’ har, Rap?’ He mumbled

‘I need to enter the desert.’ Rap replied, eyebrow raised.

‘W’n I was a small ‘ol bo-‘ Ads started to burst into story, but fell asleep, and knocked a plate off the desk. Rap skidded through the sand, and finally, a man with gray hair in black robes stabbed the ground with an igneous-black dagger. Sand surrounded him, until his body was only sand. He bellowed, and the sand fell to his feet. The picture was scary to them. The man was half-scorpion. ‘S-s-sir, I-I-I ha-have your-your sac-sac-sacrifi-fi-fi-ce.’ Rap stuttered. The figure knocked him into the sand. ‘You shall die, fools!’ Roared the figure. Div pulled out a pistol, quickly to be knocked onto his back. In the meantime, Rap was running and screaming as if he had been thrown into a pit of fire. Dragon lunged at him, but he threw her to the ground, and stabbed her nose. Fox stood there and cursed. The figure walked over to Div, and raised his tail. Just before he could stab Div, three familiar figures landed on him. He dissolved into the sands, leaving the the figures. They wore black robes. ‘Show yourselves!’ Said Fox, slightly stuttering, and aiming her pistol at the figures. ‘Shaddup, Fox! It’s just me!’ Said Lillie, picking the sand out of her eye. The group turned around, and their stomachs took a lurch. A large convoy was driving through the dunes. Leading the convoy was Pie and Gamer, with loaded guns aimed at Matre’s head.

Chapter Four: The Final Breath

The convoy stopped in front of them. Out of the second humvee, came Meat, with Bluey and Motor.

‘Get that woman. I shall deal with the rest.’ He said sharply, glancing at Fox.

They took down Fox on the hood of a Humvee. She screamed and swore, until finally one was to tears. No, he was not offended, for Fox had kicked him.

Turrets aimed at the group, they were ordered by Meat to drop in the sand. As Boomer dropped, he noticed a person arming the turret.

It was Enn.

He gave a thumbs up, and Boomer winked.

The convoy started shifting around, and familiar figures were seen in the humvees. In one, Cat was rolling down the window and shooting at Nachos. A man ran up and tried to kick Div in the face, but Div grabbed his foot, and slammed him onto the hood.

His leg broken  and face scarred, he stuttered out a sentence.

‘D-D-D-Div.. Y-you-you k-kn-kno-know th-that th-the-the pa-pand-pandemic wi-will cru-cru-crush you, ri-right?’ He stuttered, a grin on his wounded face.

He threw Div to the ground and his face was revealed.

Boomer.

‘Y-yes, I’m B-Boomer, yo-you idi-idiot!’ He said, throwing Luc into the sand, and speeding away in the humvee.

‘Well, it’s official. We’re wasted.’ Enn said, dumping the rest of Boomer’s water in the sand.

Chapter Five: The Choice, The Pandemic, And The Nightmare

A teenage girl named Pinkgirl was walking through the halls of Lincoln High, when she stopped in her tracks. Right inside the Teacher’s Lounge, a television was broadcasting Live Fox News. Upon that screen was a picture of nuclear bombs hitting a desert. People screaming. She remembered quitting that army. Escaping her nightmare. She walked on to Biology, her next class.

‘Plants have offspring in only the-‘ Her Biology teacher muttered, scribbling a flower onto the whiteboard.

She was thinking about how much better it could have been if she stayed.. Would she have gotten lost in the pandemic? Would she have saved the day? Would she ha-

‘Ms. Pinkgirl!’ Her Biology teacher said, slamming a cactus on her desk. ‘What is the Native-American name for corn?’

‘Uh.. Maze?’ She muttered, looking through her notes.

‘Correct! Can anybody tell m-‘ But he was interrupted by a blinding light. The room around them went white, and their legs burnt horribly.

Pinki’s head felt surprisingly soft. All she could see was her eyelids. She heard people muttering. She knocked a glass over, and heard the cursing of a familiar voice.

It was a nightmare.

Fox at Pinki got up, nearly collapsed the tent, ate a cheap breakfast, and walked into the sand dunes. Half of the group wasn’t at camp. They heard screaming, and turned around. There stood Meat, with Gamer and Pie by his side.

On the ground was Boomer, scarred and bleeding horribly.

‘Let the living gosh go of him!’ Fox said, charging Meat. Gamer took her to the ground, and hit her over the head with his gun. Pinki was horror struck. Pie threw her to the ground. Suddenly, Meat dropped his gun, and fell to the ground. Behind him, stood Dry, Enn, and Div. All hands trembling. Gamer punched Enn, but Fox kicked him into the sand. Pie tried to strangle Pinki, but Dry easily knocked him stomach-first. Boomer had disappeared during the fight.

They all reported back to camp, and Kg and Pablo, the jokesters of camp, made scrap-paper medals for them, labeled ‘I Ate The Meat.’

Once they got settled back in their bunks, it was all easily ruined.

The Pandemic Siren.

Chapter Six: The Truth

Div woke up in a gurney.

‘Wh-Wait, it was just a nightmare?’ Div said, his voice faint and scratchy.

His lip was trembling.

He looked to his left, and the whole group was asleep.

He turned on his Pandemic Emergency Treatment TV, and watched the news.

Though his ears heard it mostly as fuzz, and his eyes made it blurry, he could make it out.

Pandemic over.. Nachos still out there.. Nuclear bombing.. Boomer20 still missing.

He pressed the rubber button, and with a flash, the TV switched off.

He felt under his lip, and it was textured.

He had a scar.

‘It wasn’t a dream.’ Div said, horror struck.

The Divotoo Sagas: Homeworld

Prologue:
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. This didn’t apply. At gun fights, it was raided, imprisoned, manipulated, and sickened. Trust me, I’ve seen it. Citizens chained up, men held hostage, buildings exploded, and so on. Mammoth Council discussed it many times, but was soon to be bombed and started a nice serving of toasted senators. A crater was left in the middle of the Abominable Bank. But, who did this all? Those over sized Mexican foods. Nachos.

They would do anything to take down all Club Penguin Armies that didn’t join them. That alliance was called the Saberling Alliance. From there, it went downhill. UMA joined them, and their infamous mission was raiding Alpine Senior’s College. But so far, my friends and I are the only mission they have. To capture us. We’re the only ACP Troops not in hiding or imprisoned, and they’re mad. My name is Divotoo, along with my friends, Dry, Kg, Fox, and Dragon. Not many. But we plan to have all the CP Armies when we’re done.

Chapter 1: Ask The Manager

We were all chased through Mammoth. I tripped over shrubbery a few times, and ‘accidentally’ shot the Nachos pursuing us in the leg. Fox helped, too. She screamed cusses nobody knew what meant and threw rocks. Kg would make jumps over railings. Finally, we stopped at a convenience store next to the Mammoth Bank, and I could make out the name through the sweat and pain in my eyes.

Comidas & Snack Shack De Burrito

Seriously, who names a store that? But Dragon translated it.

‘Food and Snack From Burrito Shack’ she said, sprinting inside. We all followed, and grabbed a bottle of soda and candy bar. I ate most of my Moe’s Energy Bar before the Nachos came in. One lunged at me, but I hit him over the head with the bottle. He had quite a gash and fell back, tipping over a rack of chips. Then, the manager screamed something in Spanish.

‘¡Sal de mi tienda, hooligans idiota!’

No idea what he said, but Dragon didn’t translate. He got out a pistol and shot the beer shelf, paralyzing the rest of the Nachos. He told us to cough up the fifty bucks, and to get out before the Nachos wake up. So, we did the smartest thing we could think up. We ran for the Mammoth Harbor.

Chapter 2: I Get Saved By The Party Panthers

The end of the world started when a panther cavalry landed on Fox.

We were running through Central Mammoth, then stopped to rest at an Oagal Statue. We all pulled out our guns, and kept on running. Halfway through running to the other street, a large Transport flew overhead that had a red logo on it. Sirens flailed, and UMA Paratroops searched the grounds. Finally, they surrounded us and as the Commander screamed for them to raise their guns, a panther jumped off the building and a guy with purple war-paint, a large Soda Hat, dirty cargo pants, and a pink shirt that said ‘PARTY PANTHAS: MAMMOTH PWNZ‘ was mounted on it. He was followed by an army of those guys, and they pounced the UMA soldiers. One landed on Fox, and she sure helped by cussing the panther out. When they finished off the soldiers, the lead one said ‘Yo, yo’ better beh’ happy we camez along. Those funky manz were pwning you!’ And then headed off to chomp on some pizza. Then, two of them banged heads, grabbed a pack of Root beer, and screamed ‘Root beer! WOOT, WOOT, WOOT!’ Then, we headed on out to Mammoth Harbor. Behind us, we could here partying inside the Office Building. Seriously, sometimes I wonder about the people in CP Militias.

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Battle To The Better End: Book 7: Back To Battle

Prologue:

ACP had been in peace for many years. The army had many memories, but was shut down. The ACPHQ was now a memory in time. It didn’t stop the friendships, though. Div owned a large news blog, visited daily by friends. Fox was a late night comedian, but made a lot of her money from sending Meat back to his mental hospital. Paint owned a well-known Tech Support center for Apple. Dragon was an artist, making millions for her dragon paintings. Aka was dead. Nachos were also memories in time. But this didn’t last.

Chapter 1: Restaurant

Fox, Div, Dry, Dragon, Paint, Boomer, and Kg were all gathered at a fancy restaurant for a meal to discuss the old ACP. ‘Hello, my name is Remag. How may I help you?’ Said the waiter, his igneous-rock ring shining. It had Japanese carved into it. ‘Yeah, I’d like a Pepsi and some salad, along with a T-bone steak.’ Said Boomer. The rest recited their order. The Waiter wrote it down on his Intel Pad, and walked off. ‘That guy is creepy.. Did you see that weird engraving on his ring? And who wants a black ring?’ Said Div, with an eyebrow raised. ‘Yeah. Remag? Who has a name like that?’ Said Boomer, eating shrimp. Inside the kitchen, Remag was getting the food. When he received it, he pulled a flask out of his pocket and trickled a clear chemical into the food and drinks. He made the mistake of adding the drink he had to the plate. Then, outside, Dragon gasped. ‘Whoa.. Remag? Say Remag backwards.’ ‘Gamer!’ Said Dry. ‘Nobody drink any of your drinks or eat any of your food. Okay?’ Said Boomer, preparing his pistol. Gamer came out of the kitchen and served them their food. Div raised an eyebrow at his drink, and drank some to spit it out immediately. ‘I ordered DIET! This is an outrage! You’re lucky I didn’t sue!’ Div said. ‘Oh, sorry.’ Gamer said, handing him his drink. Gamer sipped it, and immediately fell unconscious. They all grabbed for their pistols, and stood up, shifting towards the door. They were stopped by a dozen NachoTech troops. They were unarmed, as the citizens screamed to gunshots. A silhouette emerged, in a trenchcoat. He was none only, Pie. He grabbed the ring from Gamer. ‘Video gamers. I wish I never game him the Wind Stone.’ Pie said, slipping on the ring.

Chapter 2: Nachotraz
‘Ah, it’s you all.’ Said Pie, taking Boomer’s pistol. ‘Who you gonna shoot? Aw, boy? Who you gonna shoot?’ He mocked Boomer. ‘I think I’m gonna shoot the over sized pile of scum.’ Said Boomer. Pie eyed each of them. ‘Ah, Dragon. You paint, right? I don’t think I can make nuggets out of a dragon.’ He said. That second, Dragon had took out her knife and was lunging at him. She repeatedly stabbed him. He threw Dragon back, and his cuts healed. ‘Ah, Fox. The Meat-hater. Did you know that people who hate each other turn out to be in love?’ Said Pie. Fox muttered many swears under her breath. ‘Ah, Div. Twerp. You killed Aka, right? Ha. You thought he’s dead, right? Well, as we talk, NachoTech forces are making him an android-human body.’ Pie said. Div elbowed his stomach. ‘And, Dry. Wow. All a hero. I can tell you’ll be the first Aka kills!’ Pie said, admiring him. The doors flew open and a young man in a Korn T-shirt and long jeans walked in. ‘Sir, your ride is complete.’ He said to Pie. ‘Ah, marvelous. Guards, take these scum to the Humvee.’ Pie said. They were all escorted by highly-armored NachoTech troops. They were tied up and thrown in the trunk of a Humvee. Up front, Pie was sitting shotgun and looking at inappropriate magazines. The Driver was listening to a loud cursing song. They were tossed around and thrown against rifles. Rain poured. They got stuck in traffic for hours. ‘How are my prisoners, Falcon?’ Said Pie. A familiar face looked at them. Boomer’s eyes went wide. ‘Falcon! You traitor!’ He said, the duct tape over his mouth making it sound muffled. Falcon ignored it, and replied they were fine. Finally, they were parked next to a large prison with high walls and guarded by turrets the size of elephants. At the front, a large metal vault was guarded by an energy shield. Fog poured in when it opened. Men on energy chains were forced to pull boulders back and fourth. Energy Cells were at the end of the large field of rocks and dirt. On top of them was a hangar bay with many computers and a large human-looking android. ‘Welcome to Nachotraz!’ Said Pie.

One Morning I Wake Up..

Stupid Tuxy. So, you all know how he is seeking revenge? Well, he sure got it. One morning I wake up, and I’m in some Jungle on a big metal pad. I look for my keys to my car or my phone, but he took them. So then I find something out after hours of searching and using a branch to cut through grass, I find out something. I heard something loud, so I thought it was my imagination. But then I find out I’m just fighting through and endless room, and the bees aren’t bees. They’re cameras. So, basically I was being watched as a little reality TV Show all over Club Penguin. When Tuxy found out I knew, it wasn’t pretty. Lucky me for remembering the spare mansion key, because I started stabbing the Camera bees. Finally, he unlocked me. So basically, I guess since he still owns that old TV Show of tricking people, he usually wins in prank wars. Cya guys.

Div Is Such a Wood Head

Gah! Thank the world for my RPG!

Comes from the person who took Yoga- I still have a few pics on my phone.

/Throws Phone at wall\ IT’S A TRAP!

Calm down, Admiral Ackbar.

Well, I still have weapons hidden over the house from the last time Per visited, so watch your back.

That guy is creepy. Anyway, here’s what all the fuss is about in case you didn’t read the last post- I chose the Wood Works class and sealed up Tuxy’s room’s door. Shows him to wake me up from my nap. So, he gets all mad and goes postal on the wood. Seriously, if there were such thing as Wood Cops, I’d have called them already.

Well, I’m sorry for those Elite Storm Nachos I sent out. /Random noises outside\ /MG Bullets fly overhead\

Dude, you should get a job as a mailman!/Bullet takes piece of sock off\

Nacho Elites! Cease fire!

/Couch explodes\

/Calls in for backup\

And THAT’S how I got ACP in another war. Anyway, did you guys here Puffle Hunting Season starts this month?

No way! I’ve been waiting so long with all my oversized guns!

/Kills Div’s Puffle\ Erm.. Oops?

I have that board ready.

‘Tell that to Aka and his drunk hunting trip.

Oh gosh- Not again.

See you guys later! Bye guys!

Div & Tuxy (Who is seeking revenge)