New Guest On Friday Night News

24 12 2009

Hey you guys! Remember last week when I said we’d have a new Anchorman? No? Well, these people from Minnesota sent me guesses of who it might be. First one is from.. *CENSORED* in *CENSORED* Minnesota. His guess is.. OH MY GOSH THAT IS NOT IT YOU ARE SICK! UGH! Next one is from *CENSORED in *CENSORED* Minnesota. No, it is not a toad. This one is from *CENSORED* in *CENSORED* Minnesota. OH MY GOSH. SOMEBODY FINALLY GOT IT. IT’S…

Hey, this is Tuxy here!

What’s up, Tuxy?

Nothing, just me. *Laugh*

*Cricket* *Cricket*

Well, that’s all! See you next time!

-Divotoo -Tuxy






Battle To The Better End: Book 6: Death of Evil

12 12 2009

Chapter 1: Code Red

It was a rainy day. The rain was pouring and water was up to your ankles. It was 12:30 A.M. It was a normal night at the ACP headquarters. Or was it..? Suddenly, sirens went off and searchlights searched the grounds. ‘What is it now?’ Said Divo polishing his jeep. ‘Why’s he up at midnight?’ Yawned Kt throwing his chaingun on his back. ‘Early troop gets the first shot.’ Grinned Divo. ‘Guys! Hurry! Hawk just spotted a Nacho spy on the move!’ Said Dry. ‘Aka’s alive?!?!’ Said Seth whom had not been briefed in a few months after the defeat at the coast. ‘Obviously!’ Said Paint rushing out of the service elevator. They sprinted out of the hangar into the courtyard. Guards were everywhere and shots were being fired. The group fought through the crowd and managed to notice the confusion was a giant Nacho transport. The sirens screeched and the guards ran everywhere. Aka ran through the confusion. He boarded the transport and they took off. The transport was gone, but it wasn’t the end of Aka’s mild manners.

Chapter 2: Spies

They all walked into the monitor room. Dragon was typing. ‘Uh.. guys.. bad news..’ Said Dragon. ‘What is it NOW?!’ Said Dry. ‘Well, why Aka was making a run for it some NachoTech spies snuck in and stole the data file..’ Said Dragon. ‘So what are the options?’ Said Saint. ‘Assemble a convoy and stop that transport. They’re being guarded by a huge army of Nachos so we need a convoy.’ Said Dragon. All the ACP ran to the hangar with their rain gear and weaponry and got in the jeeps and motorbikes. ‘Ohhhhh were fightin’.’ Said Divo laughing. ‘Just a fightin’.’ Continued Kt with a laugh. ‘In the rain!’ Laughed Dry. ‘Good ol’ show tunes.’ Grinned Kg passing the jeep on his motorbike. ‘I see something big and black.. not a transport..’ Said Hawk. Suddenly, a bullet bounced on a tree followed by heavy fire. ‘WERE UNDER FIRE! TAKE COVER!’ Yelled Saint ducking behind a jeep. Fox was running with another scout to Saint. ‘FOX?! WHY ARE YOU FILING YOUR NAILS?!’ Said Saint. ‘Broke a nail. They might break a face too!’ Said Fox jumping on top of the jeep and grabbing a chaingun. She jumped down and fired at the paratroop Nacho.  The paratrooper Nacho fell and screeched. He landed in a big, huge, puddle. ‘And this is the forest. Where you can enj- fighting?’ Said a tour guide. ‘TAKE COVER YOU IDIOT!’ Said Divo tackling him. Bullets flew overhead. ‘Where are we?!?!’ Said the person being toured. ‘YOU’RE IN MAMMOTH WARZONE! I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE..’ Said Divo throwing a grenade at the transport. ‘Ummm… they don’t say anything about ACP vs. Nachos in this handbook..’ Said the tour guide flipping through his handbook. ‘ARE WE REALLY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?!?!’ Said Divo kicking and punching at incoming Nachos. ‘JUST GET TO THE PLAZA AND MEET BOOME-’ Said Divo. ‘OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! BOOMER20?!’ The person being toured rudely interrupted. ‘YEAH, BOOMER20! HE’S LEADING THE SCOUT CAMP RIGHT NOW AND WILL FIX YA’ UP AND GIVE YOU A BROCHURE!’ Said Divo. The person grabbed the tour guide and sped to the Plaza in the blink of an eye. The transport was hovering around the warzone. ‘STAND BACK, I’M GONNA TRY A GRENADE AT THIS POINT!’ Said Darth Vader. ‘DARTH?! SERIOUSLY, YOU’RE NOT IN THIS SERIES. THE COMIC CON IS IN SEATTLE THIS YEAR!’ Said Kg. ‘Ohhh…’ Said Darth Vader walking away. ‘LET’S TRY A GRENADE!’ Yelled Kt pulling the ring. He threw it and the ACP took heavy fire. The transport crashed to the ground and the databank card went flying. ‘I GOT IT!’ Yelled Fox. She jumped and grabbed it. ‘Owww… broke a stinkin’ nail!’ Said Fox filing her nails.

Chapter 3: Valkyrie

Back at NachoTech headquarters… ‘I quit!’ Said Woton, who was one of the spies. ‘What the?! Wotonz?!’ Said Aka. ‘You nearly killed us!’ Said Woton. ‘You’re not going anywhere, kid.’ Said Aka snapping. Suddenly, out of the dark stepped 2 armed guards and all the doors locked. ‘What the?!?!’ Said Woton. The guards grabbed him and disappeared in the dark. ‘AAAAAAGH!’ Yelled Woton. ‘That oughta take care of him..’ Said Aka with a grin. ‘Shhhh! C’mon, we’re getting you outta’ here.’ Said Zzz unmasking from under his uniform. ‘Huh?’ Said Woton, who was having quite a day. ‘He’s right, be quiet.’ Said Trick unmasking. They led him through several hallways and down the service elevator to the basement. ‘What? This is just the basement.’ Said Woton. ‘That’s what you think.’ Said Zzz pulling up a hidden panel. He pressed his thumb on the thumb pad and a sealed door came out of nowhere and opened and there was a big table and a a giant monitor. ‘What is this place?’ Said Woton. ‘Operation Valkyrie.’ Said Miroos. ‘Back when Zippy was leader, the rebels set up a plan called ‘Valkyrie’ and sneaked this room in.’ Said Gamer. ‘So who is in with it?’ Said Woton. ‘Just about all the leaders.’ Said Shadow. ‘And meet our head of operations..’ Said Miroos. ‘Welcome in the team, Woton.’ Said Puckley with a grin. ‘Wow..’ Said Woton admiring the room. ‘So here’s how it works. A month from now, Boomer and Fox are getting re-married for their anniversary. Aka is going to assault it, trying to kill Boomer. Since the whole army is on it, and we’re just leading it, on signal we raise our guns at Aka. Our head of communications has also worked out a plan with ACP, where they raise the guns at him too and the best men war-arrest Aka and the trial will punish him.’ Said Puckley.’Umm.. can somebody spit it out in english?’ Said Woton. ‘We going to assault Aka the bad guy at Boomer and Fox’s wedding.’ Said Miroos. ‘Ohhhh..’ Said Woton.

Chapter 4: The March To Death

All the Nachos were gathered in a huge theater. Aka was giving a speech. He walked on stage. ‘Hello sol-’ Said Aka. ‘WERE R TEH NACHOZ?’ Said a random guy in the audience. ‘Umm.. over there?’ Said Aka. ‘O KAY’ He replied. ‘Hello soldiers. Today, I won’t be talking. The monitor will.’ Said Aka. Then there was confusion in the audience. They all were saying many things like, ‘What?’-'Is he insane?’-'His sanity must be hanging by a fingernail..’. Then, a huge monitor, the size of the stage,  lowered down with the NachoTech symbol on it. ‘Welcome, to the death march.’ Said Aka with his eyes flaming more then a nuclear explosion. Aka typed on his keyboard and all of the Nachos were tied to their seats by metal bars. Aka’s eyes were red like a flame. He typed more and a many horrible images, (Wich I dare not describe) went on the screen. The images cleared their minds of thoughts and put the thoughts you would only find in the darkest corners of a mad man’s mind. Their eyes went red and bloodshot and their blood ran cold. They were unlocked and put back in their stations. The Nachos were on high alert, they must let nobody know about the order Aka gave. They knew he was strict by the flames in his eyes and the way the veins popped out he was clinching his fist so hard. Aka was in the Nacho terminal 56. It was guarded heavily by Nacho commandos. In the middle was a dome filled with nuclear energy and heat. There was around 50 computers and a huge monitor. At the top of the dome was an opening with another dome over it filled with poisonous air particles. At the top was a transparent tube. It went up over the roof. Aka knew what he was doing, and wasn’t giving it up easily. There was a long alarm on the computers and a map popped up on the monitors. It showed all the places in range of blackout. Aka’s blood ran cold and he felt so furious that tears came to his eyes. The one thing he didn’t notice, was the ACP HQ wasn’t in range of blackout. He clinched his fist so hard his veins nearly popped and spewed out what looked like bullets, but was blood. He pounded his fist on the keyboard and all at once on the computers showing everywhere in the world, (Except of course, ACP HQ.) the people dropped out cold.  Only people perfectly fine  now were ACP and Nachos. After the first few minutes, ACP noticed too. Puckley’s plan was in debt.

Chapter 5: Bleeding Bullets

‘Errrm, Dry.. you should see this..’ Said Dragon staring at the security monitors. Dry walked in with a coffee mug. ‘What is it?’ Said Dry. Dragon went back to the minute of the video the world dropped out cold. ‘Wow… one building falling out cold. That has Aka’s na-’ Said Dry. ‘It wasn’t just a building. It was the world.’ Said Dragon with tears to her eyes as she watched the surveillance. Dry ran and turned on the defcon red siren. Dry stood on the platform in the hangar bay and starting giving commands. ‘Ok, men. Today-’ Said Dry. ‘Ehm..’  Said Fox and Saint. ‘And women.’ Said Dry glaring. ‘Today we got the most important fight of our lives. The fight for mankind. First we start off in New York. We start at the Greenwich park, also known as zone 1 of our patrol. The end of our patrol, ending zone 1, will be the Statue Of Liberty. First, we’ll start at Tribeca. Alpha squadron, you’ll be surrounding the building. Echo squadron, you’ll be in the building protecting the victims.  (If possible, wake them up.). And last but not least, Delta squadron, you’ll be on the roof manning the mobile turrets. Move out, men. ‘ Said Dry. *Ehm*’ Said Saint and Fox. ‘And women..’ Said Dry rolling his eyes. ‘WOO! GO GIRL POWER!’ Said Saint. Fox slugged her. They all boarded the transports. Onboard the ACP medical transports were ACP’s head programmers, Paint and Dragon with the team of medics and other ACP technical supervisors. On the specialized transports, were Dry, Boomer, Saint, Shab, Ankita, and a group of generals like Thom, and Batin. On the SSACP transport, were ACP top spies like Kt and Bluey. The rest were soldier transports Nobody but the directors of SSACP knew where Divo and Kg were.

Chapter 6: Bounty

Kg and Divo were in NachoTech Headquarters in plain sight, but in Nacho uniform. They were spies. Kg and Divo were disguised as Miroos and King Kinz. ACP had made Miroos and King Kinz the first victims of the antidote. ACP held them in hiding in the ACP Headquarters so they would not and could not be tracked down and killed. Kg and Divo walked in the NachoTech command room. ‘Ahh, nice. It’s my best troops and my best bounty hunters.’ Said Aka. ‘What are our orders, Aka?’ Said Divo. Aka tossed a holopad across the table. They turned it on. On the screen was a picture of Dry. ‘So, we have to get Dryvit?’ Said Kg. ‘Yes, it will be a great advantage to NachoTech with ACP’s leader in our hands.’ Said Aka with the dark grey hair covering his scarred eye.  ‘Somebody’s got issues..’ Whispered Div to Kg.

Chapter 7: Storm From The Skies

It was midnight. This was the time they were supposed to get Dry. Dry was informed of the plan and ready. He had a pistol hidden in his shoe and in the correct location. They were off to the building Dry was in. When they got there, Div threw a smoke bomb in and the crashed through the door. They cuffed Dry and pinned him. Div took off his mask. ‘Div?’ Said Dry. Kg took off his mask too. Then the fireworks began. ‘WHAT THE-’ Said a guard getting shot. Dry picked the lock and grabbed his pistol. It was a killing spree. One by one the NachoTech bounty hunters fell dead. They were evil one way or another. Div slung the sniper rifle on his back. ‘I’m going to make sure the perimeter is-’ Said Div getting interrupted. There was an eerie tone. ‘Sounds like it’s coming from his leg.’ Said Dry kneeling down and investigating the leg. On it was a homing device. The moment Kg saw Dry point it out he rapidly fired at it. ‘Aka is probably on the way now. Div, you need to go try to snipe him if he’s alone. If he’s carrying men, hide.’ Said Kg. Div ran upstairs and put on his dark sniper suit. He saw Aka in a very-well armored black-camouflage Humvee leading a battalion. He was coming from the Northwest side of Glacier Falls. They had a chopper landing set up a few miles away. Aka was taking this sabotage very far. Div didn’t care what Kg said. He ducked down and ran downstairs. ‘GUYS, WE NEED TO GET TO THAT CHOPPER CAMP! WE NEED TO GET ON A CHOPPER AND GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!’ Yelled Div. ‘Let’s get this party started.’ Said Kg slipping on his ACP uniform and putting a clip in his assault rifle. They all pulled down their specialized goggles and broke through the wall. ‘Ready to rock, guys?’ Said Div with a smile. Div jumped on top of the incoming jeep. He broke through the roof. ‘I call shotgun!’ Said Div throwing the driver out of the jeep. Kg jumped on the incoming plasma-ray tank. He yelled in the turret, causing the pilot to look through the scope on top. Kg threw a punch in his eye. Dry knocked off the men on ATVs with his gun (He literally swung the gun at them).  Div pulled in to a stop and Kg and Dry got in. Suddenly, the Nachos started falling. Suddenly, ACP jet troopers started jet packing down. ACP started charged from the trees, a few heavy-loaded jeeps started coming over the bumps in the road. Aka was long gone in the heavy-loaded chopper when ACP was storming. ‘Fox? Dragon? What are you guys doing here?!’ Said Kg. ‘Oh yeah, we thought you guys would need a little help once we heard Aka was being the usually I.O.W..’ Said Fox. ‘I.O.W.?’ Said Dry. ‘Idiot of war.’ Said Dragon hacking into the chopper. ‘So, what about that whole knock-out mission?’ Said Div. ‘Oh, it was easy. SSACP helped the head programmers hack into the NachoTech files, and made a special nuclear-powered ray that sent the cure into the orbit of Earth.’ Said Boomer sticking a landing on his ATV. ‘Oh.’ Said Kg. ‘Showoff.’ Muttered a Nacho ATV driver that had got kicked off.

Chapter 8:  Death hole

Once the zone was cleared and the Nacho camp out was destroyed, they brought them back to the ACP camp out. ‘This is so cooler then the Nacho camp..’ Said Kg. ‘I know.’ Said Saint mixing cream in her hot coffee. ‘Guys, you should see this..’ Said Dragon. ‘Um.. I’m not scientist but that looks bad..’ Said Batin. ‘You’re correct. See, Aka measured the altitude of his chemicals wrong. Now, the cure and the chemicals collided. The fumes of dark matter caused a black hole that either instantly kills at contact, or brings you back millions of years in time. But, there’s no way you’d live along the way. Dark matter is not only poisonous, it also clogs up a sick person’s lungs in a matter of seconds, clogs up a healthy person’s lungs in up to 2 minutes.’ Said Dragon. ‘Is there a way to STOP a big scary hole from destroying mankind?’ Said Klug who was very irritated about Aka. ‘No, unless you wanna go jump in the main center of it.’ Said Dragon. ‘Incorrect. The whole reason they collided is because of the magnetic fields. One chemical stuck to South, one stuck to North. Then the magnetic fields came in. See, the aurora messed up the chemicals sending the chemicals mixing in the magnetic fields. They both formed black holes. Both are going to collide in at least a week.’ Said Paint, who had been studying it much harder. ‘While you both were ranting, I found out a way to stop it.’ Said Kt. ‘So spit it out then!’ Said Tux. ‘Well, you all know the ninjas, right?’ Said Kt. ‘You mean the ones in the faraway mountains in Japan?’ Said Houndy. ‘Yes. The black hole can be stopped by the pressure of all elements.’ Said Kt. ‘We’ll need a group of ACP to get their and receive the all-element Japanese Spell and Wind Stone.’ Said Boomer typing.

Chapter 9: The Alliance

Saint, Dry, Boomer, Kg, and Shab, the ACP Representatives in the United Nations, their guards, and a group of generals, Divo, Thom, Seth and Motor were sent off to Japan. ‘We were so lucky we ditched the ‘Fan Club’ at the airport.’ Said Thom looking at the island off the coast of Japan they were sent to on Google Earth. ‘Yeah, real smooth of you to say you’re ‘Testing the door’.’ Said Seth. ‘Thanks. Worked with the feds on that last mission, probably will work on a bunch of ACP fans on THIS mission.’ Said Div. ‘Guys, keep it down. Shark Week is on.’ Said Boomer eating popcorn that looked like limbs of a fish. Kg just sighed and nodded his head. ‘Hm. The weather around Japan is rough.’  Said Motor. Rain fell and lightning flashed. Once they got there, the island was foggy and the air was very damp. They were sent holographic transmissions from Sensei. ACP Sent back the plane name, passenger description, and purpose. They landed in the Main Hangar Bay hidden in a mountain. They were lead to the top of the mountain to meet Sensei by a Shadow Ninja. Once they got there, they were trapped with an energy cell. ‘What is going on?’ Said Saint. ‘You, grasshoppers, have been betrayed.’ Said Sensei. His guards got next to him. They were trained and had venom in their teeth. They were like human snakes. Fast, intelligent, and very dangerous. ‘He is right.’ Said Aka with 6 guards, 3 on each side of him. ‘We have allied up to destroy all ACP forces.’ Said the head guard.

Chapter 10: Armed and Dangerous

While Aka was talking to the group, Thom and Div were trying to get a message to the ACP HQ. ‘This is a military message center. Please leave your message and a guard will review it and reply soon.’ Said the guard on it. ‘NO, NOT SOON, NOW. I NEED TO TALK TO DRAGON AND FOXTAILS.’ Said Thom. ‘Oh, move out of the way, Hawk.’ Said Fox pushing Hawk away from the transmission screen. ‘Thom, Div, you guys are back already?’ Said Fox. ‘No, no, no. Just get Dragon to send some snipers down to Japan. Their main target- Sensei.’ Said Div. Fox got Dragon. ‘Guys, I got our best snipers. I just heard you had been held hostage by Aka and Ninjas.’ Said Dragon. Suddenly, in the forest of Japan, a sniper transport landed and a bullet bounced off the pagoda and hit the giant monitor’s trackpad. Aka was escorted out immediately and the Ninja Guards jumped and flipped in air. One’s leg got hit by a bullet. The snipers were now jumping from tree to tree firing shots. Each shot got closer and closer to Sensei. He started reflecting bullets with his wind bracers. Dry saw that while Aka was escorted out, he dropped his energy cell control pad. Dry grabbed it and hacked into the mainframe. Sensei was too busy fighting off bullets that he didn’t notice the energy cell was unlocked. Boomer tapped on Sensei’s shoulder. Sensei turned around to be hit immediately by a sniper shot. He fell dead. Dragon and Fox were escorted up by snipers. Behind them was Oagal with a grin on his face and welly-armed. ‘Never thought the day would come.’ Said Boomer shaking Oagal’s hand. ‘Aka is DEFINITELY off the island.’ Said Capn to Oagal. ‘Well, good thing only these Ninjas know we’re here. Gives us an advantage for when we storm the Ninja HQ.’ Said Oagal. ‘What do you mean WE? There’s only like 10 of us and 10,000 of them.’ Said Motor. ‘Not for long.’ Said Oagal. Suddenly, ACP transports flew overhead and landed in the forests of Japan. The whole ACP was on this island. ‘Now are you knuckleheads gonna stand around and come fight?’ Said Oagal getting out his specially-made sniper rifle. They all sprinted down to a camp-out of snipers and scouts. Their leaders were Paint and Bluey. They gave the group a ride up and soon ACP was surrounding the mountain. ‘AIM THE TURRETS!’ Said Oagal. ‘TURRETS AIMED!’ Said the turret engineers loading up. ‘READY… FIRE!’ Said Oagal. All the turrets rapidly shot at the hangar doors. The doors after about 3 minutes fell down. They all charged in and shot down ninjas.

Chapter 11: Red Blood Mafia

ACP had already got a division set up to be in Japan. The skies were dark. They were searching for the Ice Crystal. Div walked up to the top of the mountain. There, hanging on the pagoda, was a giant monitor. Div turned it on and there were 4 windows opened. Each was information on the Ice Crystal. Div was hacking into the pages to find the location, when suddenly, a tree nearby crackled. Up through the service elevator came 5 men. Each one in a red suit with a facemask on. All except one had ammo belts hanging on their shoulders. The one in the front wasn’t wearing it. He was smoking Crack. He took off his mask and revealed he was Pink Mafias, Founder of PM. ‘So, an ACP interrupting Red Blood Mafia business? Typical. Very typical.’ Said Pink Mafias lighting another batch of Crack. ‘So, you scum wanna mess with an ACP general, hm?’ Said Div. ‘Maybe we do, maybe we don’t.’ Said Pink Mafias. ‘Well, that’s a pretty stupid idea.’ Said Dry shooting the guards from behind. Thom, Oagal, Dry, and Dragon ran in and took down the guards. Div jumped and flipped in air. He and Pink Mafias fought. Div pinned him down. Pink Mafias flipped him over. Div immediately grabbed hold of him, taking him down and he broke through the red-painted wooden railing into the rain and fog of below. Div felt something in his hand. He opened his hand. It was the Ice Crystal and Spell Stone. ‘Thanks, guys. How’d you know-’ Said Div. ‘Pink Mafias has been around in Tokyo for a while. He was actually the one who ran for president, soon to be dictator.’ Said Dry. ‘Back when we helped RPF invade Japan from UMA, we had to deal with him. I even had to get into head-to-head combat with one of those mafia members.’ Said Oagal. ‘Oh, so that explains those sniper towers?’ Said Div looking everywhere and saw wood sniper towers armed with double-turrets.

Chapter 12: Militia and Mafia

What they did not know was that Pink Mafias was not yet dead. He had a few minor injuries and one huge injury. His arm had fell off during impact. He was transported to a camp in a rain forest of Brazil. There his arm was replaced with an electronic cast. The Militia was lead by  Harv. His eye had a scar and his gray hair was cut short. He and Pink Mafias had an agreement. They’d both be allies and work as an illegal militia for Nachos. ’Dry, we got a lunar drobe going over the base. Let’s fire at it.’ Said Dragon. ‘First, ask for description of drobe and purpose. ‘ Said Dry. ‘Drobe, describe your purpose or be destroyed.’ Said Dragon on the holopad. There was no answer. Snipers were sent to the sniper towers outside to fire down the drobe. They loaded the double-turret cannons. They rapidly fired. The drobe went into a death-spin and landed in a huge creek. The impact was horrible. A huge explosion went off.

Chapter 13: Sniped

Snipers and scouts were sent out in toxic-suits to investigate. Dry and Boomer were with them. They hiked through the jungle and to the impact area. ‘Woah, this drobe is no normal drobe..’ Said a sniper. ‘What is it then?’ Said Dry. ‘It’s a U.S. Military Classified 2.0 Drobe. They only supply U.S. Classified forces with these. Mainly used to store data and very toxic explosions.’ Said the sniper. Boomer bent down and rubbed a bit of leaves off the side of it. On the side, in graffiti, was the initials, MM. ‘MM? Wier-’ Said a sniper. He was interrupted by gunfire. A bullet went overhead and landed in a scout’s chest. ‘FALCON!’ Yelled Boomer. ‘GET DOWN!’ Yelled a sniper tackling Boomer. ‘YEAH, THIS IS DRYVIT, DR. Y VIT OF ACP. WE HAVE A CODE RED IN SECTOR 6, ALL RESPONDING UNITS MOVE OUT.’ Said Dry into his intel pad. ‘SO, EVERYONE REMEMBER ACPTR?’ Said Boomer. They all saluted. ‘WE GOTTA BE FAST, SO REMOVE ANYTHING THAT YOU DON’T NEED THAT CAN SLOW YOU DOWN’ Said Dry crawling through the mud. Bullets flew overhead as they followed. Rain started to pour. A few gunships landed on the Search & Rescue ACP Landing Pad. ‘Permission to land, Drag?’ Said Paint with a laugh piloting the gunship. ‘Permission granted, Paint.’ Laughed Dragon. Gunships landed. The glass sealed-closed doors opened. Saint walked onto the landing pad.

Chapter 14: Deployed and Destroyed

Div and Kg stood by their helicopter. They were leading an attack fleet. ‘Ok, we’ve got a Code Red in Sector 6. Dry and Boomer have gone missing, due to attack. No reports of death. Fox and I will lead the Delta Search Party Divo and Kg will lead the Echo Attack Fleet, and Paint and Dragon will lead the Alpha Search Party in Sector 7. Understand?’ Said Saint. They all saluted and armed their vehicles. The men in Div’s group got in helicopters, some hitched a ride as a sniper in the helicopter. The hovered over Sector 6, rapidly firing at the Militia & Mafia camp-out. It wasn’t easy. They were heavily armed. They quickly deployed paratroopers. Batin and Thom jumped out with special heat-detector goggles. They tracked down the militia. Div and Kg landed along with the fleet. They searched for any soldiers left.

Chapter 15: Hostage Camp

When the search was done, a few soldiers were left to scout. Suddenly, they were flying back to the Landing Pad to report status when they flew over the Search Camp. Smoke was coming from it and guns were aimed at heads. Dry, Boomer, and the rest of the Search Party were held hostage. The helicopters took action. Batin and Kt jumped out and shot down 2 Militia guards with their sniper rifles. Dry grabbed the guard behind him’s arm and twisted it. A bone snapped and Dry grabbed his pistol that had fell to the ground. When the helicopter started hovering closer to the ground, Kg took over the controls and Div got on an ATV. He flew out the side of the helicopter, landed, and skidded in the mud. He jumped on the flat bed of it and fired like a mad men, killing a Mafia Sniper. Suddenly, there was a crackle in the bushes, and a gun was fired. They took down Eagle, ACP’s best sniper. This had gone too far. Those were 3 soldiers too many. ACP took it to the UN.

Chapter 16: Meeting in Progress

Oagal, Boomer, and a few other leaders, (Along with a few branch generals), were sent to the UN HQ. They had requested the Nachos to be removed from the UN, along with UMA. As Oagal presented his speech, and the leaders and generals talked about the troops they lost, the power went out. The room was pitch black. There was a gunshot, a loud groaning noise, and a sound of Nacho Trooper boots. The lights came back on. Oagal was gone, and there was a trail of blood. Aka was as well gone. This cleared up the fog on the finger-pointing.

Chapter 17: Killer of The Darkness

They had been transported back to the ACPHQ and troops were busy at work tracking Aka. Dry, Boomer and Saint were having a meeting in a highly-reinforced meeting room with other leaders. Suddenly, the electricity went off in all of the ACPHQ. A loud gunshot and groaning could be heard through all the hallways. The lights came back on and Paint and Dry’s seats had puddles of blood. They had been kidnapped. On the ACP Emegerncy Intel screen, above everything in the room, Aka flashed on the screen. His blood ran cold, Div was nearly motionless he was so surprised and scared. ‘Well, as you know, that’s all I shall kidnap. But they may lose their lives. That twerp, Divotoo, will be stopped. He may lose a life, too.’ Said Aka. ‘I’m no twerp you dirtbag.’ Said Div, furiously. ‘Your brothers are on death row. They will be executed. Dare not interfere. I have many on my side, I shan’t ask for money. I ask for..’ Said Aka with a pause. ‘For WHAT?‘ Said Kg. ‘For the death of you all.’ Said Aka, with the scar on his eye turning dark red. ‘I will be located at the Empire State Building, with many more hostage if you dare interfere. I shall be on my way.’ He continued. The screen went black.

Chapter 18: Unexpected Visitors

Boomer ordered everyone onto a Transport. They loaded up and guns clanked all around. Div looked out the window of the Transport. He saw they were moving at great speed towards the Empire State Building. For Div it seemed like forever. His arms were cramped and his eyes red. ‘Hey, Div, catch!’ Yelled Boomer throwing Div a Sniper Rifle. ‘Thanks!’ Said Div with a grin catching it. As the fleet hovered around the Empire State, Div and his best snipers crashes through the windows. Div fired like crazy. Thom came down along with them. He shot down a Nacho Guard. ‘THEY’RE NOT ON DEATH ROW UNTIL I SAY SO, DIRTBAG!’ Laughed Div shooting down a Nacho Sniper. Soon the ACP helicopters were bombarding. NachoTech troops charged from all over. ACP was stopping it. ‘KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM!’ Said Aka aiming at Oagal’s head with a pistol. As Aka nearly pulled the trigger, a gunshot was heard. Aka fell motionless on the ground with a puddle of red surrounding him. He had been killed.  Question roared through the crowd like, ‘Who killed him?’-'Is he actually dead?’-'Where’s Div? I hope they didn’t get him, too.’-'Was it a headshot?’. As the steam from the guns cleared off, it looked clearer who killed him. It was Div. ‘I’m not letting my bros die this way. Dirtbag.’ Said Div polishing off his pistol. A few ACP Doctors took the body in for an autopsy. Some ACP Snipers untied Dry, Paint, and Oagal.

Chapter 19: Anniversary

ACP was transported back to the ACPHQ. They all got dressed and headed to the Ball Room. All armies, (Even Nachos), had attended the event. They danced and had a great party. ‘Three cheers for the Aka Killer!’ Yelled Fox shooting a confetti cannon. ‘HIP, HIP, HOORAY!’ The crowd roared. Boomer came over to talk to Div. ‘Kid, you did good out there today.’ He Said. ‘Thanks, Boomer.’ Div replied. ‘I want you to have this. The Medal of Honor.’ Said Boomer. ‘I couldn’t. I just killed him. So?’ Said Div. ‘Oh, just take it!’ Said Boomer with a grin slapping Div on the back. Boomer and Fox had a great anniversary. The End.

Chapter 20: Epilogue

ACP Was now in peace and Boomer lead through thick and thin. Person is no longer in ACP or Nachos and is working for the Postal Service. Puckley is now leader of Nachos. ACP and Nachos are great allies. Div is still leading Echo division alongside with Kg. Oagal is now in hiding with other UN leaders. Dry is now ACP Co-Leader, leading under Boomer. Fox is now ACP Co-Leader. Meat is still in a mental hospital. Aka is dead. Paint is now ACP Head Programmer. Dragon and Saint are now ACP Co-Leaders. Harv and Pink Mafias are in ACP Top-Secret Classified prison lock in a classified location. The blackhole was destroyed and the world remained in peace.





Site Closed For While

5 12 2009

Hey guys, Divo here. The site will be closed for a while for a few projects,

-We will now only be a CP News Site

-We will now be in HD

-We will be LIVE and on the scene.

-More info on new

-Exclusive Interviews with Fame and more!

-Exclusive Movie Trailers

-Tons more!

Yeah, it rocks. Except that closing site thing.

-Divotoo





Upcoming things on Club Penguin News Network..

20 11 2009

-First off, a better name.

-Interviews with fame and more

-Coverage of a LIVE Movie Premiere

-Even MORE info on important news sections

-CP movie trailers

-Music vids

-And the new CP-famous show, ‘Don’t Forget That Lyric’!

-Don’t forget, wait why is that – still there? Anyway, we’ve still got more things in store for CPNN. (If we listed them all in a post, you’d be 95 by the time you finished). Oh yeah, the one thing I’m gonna tell you about in this post is our new Name and a Logo, and the new show.

First off, our new name will be Friday Night News (FNN) and our logo will be..

Well, that’s a surprise. -Wait, we’re on air?

Well, that’s real nice.. I guess you’ll just have to watch it yourself. Because, our airing time is over. TIME FOR ELEPHANT LOVE ON THE NATURE CHANNEL!

-Divotoo





News Network ●LIVE

10 10 2009

You’re flipping through channels. You come up to a weird channel called ‘CP News Network’. You think it looks so boring you think about going to the Nature channel. You go back to CP News Network after noticing Elephant Love Show is on the Nature Channel. You notice it isn’t as bad as Elephant Love.

(Click if all doesn’t show up.)

You notice it’s pretty funneh.

BREAKING NEWS: Mimo777 gets banned forever from any and all things related to Walt Disney programming due to possession of a CP money maker and hacking into Disney files to possess all items ever created on CP for past, present, future.

Gary The Gadget Guy A.K.A. G is banned from all U.S. internet and computer programming by the FBI for illegal possession of time traveling data cards and being behind the whole plot with Mimo777. He is considered armed and dangerous and loose in Disney world.

Puffles are cute, cuddly, and Tweeting all over Twitter. Puffles have have been sent loose at Disney World and bounced all around on the computers until they successfully found Twitter and joined.

There current tweets are,

[Tripping my owner down stairs, attempting to release 'bay bee' in Webkinz world.] 6 minutes ago.

[Watching puffle channel, owner comes back with screaming weasel claiming to be 'bay bee'] 1 hour ago.

[Owner goes out to pet shop, hopes for her to return with puffle food.] 1 hour and 30 minutes ago.

[Saturday morning, get adopted and brought to igloo. Love the new owner.]  4 hours ago.

[Saturday morning, awaken by screaming weasels claiming to be 'bay bees'. Tripping one down stairs, reactions are bad. Currently treating baby gum marks.] 5 hours ago.

Yeah… they’re interesting Tweeters.. *Squeak* *Squeak* Fine, Fluffy. Go join Twitter. But stay off Facebook.

Well, that’s all the news today! Cya viewers of CP island and beyond!

-Divotoo




Battle To The Better End Book 5: The Beggining Of The End.

25 09 2009

Chapter 1: Prison Break

It was a quarter to midnight. It was raining harder then ever. All ACP was asleep except for Boomer and Fox down in the lounge on a date. Everything was in peace and the ACP headquarters construction was finished. Suddenly, the ACP prison break siren went off. ‘Aw man… what time is it dude?’ Said Divo waking up. ‘Quarter to midnight.’ Said Dry. ‘C’monn…’ Said Divo grabbing a sniper rifle. He slipped on his uniform and they walked to the cells. There they saw Aka’s reinforced, laser armed, cell broken. Suddenly, they heard snoring. ‘Huh?’ Said Divo turning around. There sat Mrnooner with a tipped roman helmet sleeping. ‘Well… Mrnooner sawin’ logs on the job.. surprise, surprise…’ Said Dry. ‘Huh? Wha..?’ Said Nooner. ‘Nooner..’ Said Divo. ‘Oh that? Yeah.. Aka made this big robot spider thingy and escaped.’ Said Nooner. ‘Remind me, why’d I hire you?’ Said Dry. ‘I was the only teenager on the streets who’d work for free.’ Said Nooner. ‘Ohh.. Right… why not I lower your sallery?’ Said Dry. Suddenly, the room started rumbling and the heard 6-year-olds scream ‘OMG DRY! I’M ACTUALLY IN ACP BASE!! OMG!!’. ‘Rogues!’ Said Divo holding onto the wall. Suddenly the room was flooded by 6-year-olds wearing ACP t-shirts and screaming for Dry’s autograph. ‘Dry! Just give them what they want!’ Said Divo throwing a picture of Dry into the crowd. Suddenly, the room started rumbling again. ‘Uh oh.. looks like the noobs like the general..’ Said Dry smiling. Suddenly Divo fell face-first into a crowd of 5-year-olds screaming to get a promo from him. ‘Uh oh…’ Said Boomer. ‘Boomer, did you make sure to lock the back door..’ Said Fox. ‘Uhh…’ Said Boomer. ‘WELL DIVO AND DRY ARE GETTING MAULED BY PRE-K!’ Said Fox. Boomer whistled and through his autograph out the door. Suddenly, the room started rumbling. ‘TAKE COVER!!!’ Yelled Boomer. Suddenly a few thousand 5-year-olds ran outside and fought over the autograph. Boomer quickly locked the doors.

Chapter 2: Aka’s Return.

They all walked up to the ACP headquarters at the top of the skyscraper. ‘Bad news guys..’ Said Dragon. ‘What is it now? More 4-year-olds that have an unhealthy obsession of ACP leaders?’ Said Boomer. ‘No.. It’s Aka.. he created this huge spider-walker.’ Said Dragon. ‘It’s called the Night Hawk. It’s specail stealth mode makes it nearly invisible at night and for fast getaways, it has a built in blade that’s insta-kill but uses for a great wheelie, to be exact.’ Said Paint wallking in. ‘I dbout he can just make a little walker out of parts and make it work. ‘ Said Dry. ‘Correct! He built a satellite. It took most of the month and a lot of bubble wrap.’ Said Saint. ‘And we have a winner!’ Said Kt elbowing Saint. ‘Uhh guys.. bad news…’ Said Paint typing. ‘What is it NOW?’ Said Dragon. ‘Aka.. well… kidnapped Oagal.’ Said Paint. ‘So..?’ Said Saint. ‘He had the files to order 66: Wipe out all of the NachoTech allied armed forces.’ Said Paint. ‘Hey guys, you’re out of diet soul soda.’ Said Darth Vader. ‘Since when did we let you stay here?’ Said Divo. ‘Since LucasFilms had a writers block so got rid of me.’ Said Darth Vader. ‘Ok, let’s get you on tape for your new movie ‘Darth Vader in The Closet” Said Divo. ‘Cool. Get some of my poses.’ Said Darth Vader. ‘You know, the lighting’s all wrong in here. Can you step in the closet?’ Said Divo. ‘Oh, sure.’ Said Darth Vader. He walked in the closet and Divo locked it quickly. ‘Ok, so what’re we doing about this Oagal situatio-’ Said Dry. ‘Uh oh..’ Said Dragon. ‘What is it now?’ Asked Dry. ‘A whole army of Nachos were spotted tearing down the cove.’ Said Dragon. ‘They still there?’ Said Divo. ‘Yep. This is live surveillance.’ Said Dragon. ‘C’mon!’ Said Divo putting on his newly-polished roman helmet. They all ran down to the hangar.

Chapter 3: Nacho Diplomacy

They all landed in the cove. They set up the tanks, ammo and everything. ‘Hawk, staus report.’ Said Dry to a guard. ‘Nothing in the distance.. wait, what’s that huge tank looking thingy?’ Said the guard. ‘Uhhh… that’s the Nacho army..’ Said Dry. ‘What?!’ Said the guard. Suddenly, a bomb went into the air and bursted. The war began. ‘TAKE COVER!’ Yelled Kt. Everyone ran into the trenches. ‘I think I have a good aim at that sniper up on the  old lookout tower from RPF’s invasion.’ Said Divo.’Quickly, fire! He has an aim on Dry!’ Said Kt. Divo threw at grenade and fired at the sniper. The tower exploded. ‘C’MON TROOPS! LET’S SHOW THESE NACHO SCUM WE MEAN BUSINESS! CHARGGGEEE!!!’ Yelled Dry. They all charged the tanks.’TRANSPORTS, GUNNERS, MOVE OUT INTO THE BATTLEFEILD!’ Yelled Saint ducking behind a huge chunk of the old tower. The choppers landed in the charge releasing reinforcements. When the tanks got close enough, they all tried assaulting the drivers. ‘CHARGE THAT TANK!’ Yelled Dry. Dragon tried ripping off a turret on the tank. Aka fought through the group of ACP and awaited a chopper to land completely. He jumped in and fleed the battlefeild. ‘WE GOTTA END THIS!’ Yelled Fox. Saint grabbed her radio. ‘ATTENTION ALL HELICOPTER GUNNER UNITS, CHARGE THE TANKS, I REPEAT, CHARGE THE TANKS.’ Said Saint. The choppers hovered around the fleet of tanks and rapidly fired. ‘We’re lucky that once one explodes, they all explode!’ Laughed Divo shooting down the rest of the Nachos. ‘Hey, guys, where are Seth and Paint?’ Asked Dragon. Suddenly, a huge blackhawk landed on the coast. ‘Flight training. Long story.’ Said Paint polishing his gun. ‘But where’s Seth?’ Said Dragon. Seth crawled out of the blackhawk. ‘No.. more.. volcano.. nachos….’ Said Seth. ‘You brought him to TACO BELL?!’ Said Dry glaring. ‘Yeah.. oh, Div. I used your credit card on the volcano nachos. Here you go.’ Said Paint. Div walked over to Paint and slugged him hard.

Chapter 4: Ambush

The ACP walking back. They were walking just in case of ambush. Suddenly, an ACP guard got shot down. ‘HAWK!’ Yelled Dry. ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ Yelled Kt running into the trenches. ‘ALL INFANTRY UNITS, CHARGE THE FOREST. WE GOT AN AMUSH GOING ON!’ Yelled Saint on the radio. Suddenly, Divo got captured by a Nacho sniper and took across the Mammoth river. He was locked up. ‘Well, well, well. Tell us where the plans or die, KID.’ Said Aka polishing his pistol. ‘I’m sorry, I don’t talk to Nacho scum.’ Said Divo. Suddenly, Divo’s watch started to beep. ‘What’s that?’ Said Aka. ‘It’s on my arm.. come here, lemme so you.. closer.. closer..’ Said Divo. Aka finally got close enough. ‘Ohhh… it’s a watch?’ Said Aka. ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ Smirked Divo punching Aka in the face. He picked the lock and ran across the river. ‘I don’t get it..’ Said Aka holding his nose. A few guards tried to hold their laughs in. ‘He sure has some kind of punchlines.’ Laughed a Guard. ‘Sure showed em’ with a good ol’ punch!’ Said Divo grabbing his sniper. Aka fought through the group of ACP and got in a helicopter. ‘RETREAT!’ Said Aka. All the helicopters flew away. ‘Errr.. in what?’ Said the guards dropping their pistols. The ACP shot down the rest of the Nachos and returned to base safely.When ACP was back in headquarters, none of them noticed This was just the beggining of the end.

Chapter 5: NachoTech

‘I think that fight sure showed them.’ Said Dry. ‘I know. I can’t believe Aka’s THAT stupid.’ Said Divo. Suddenly, the base started to rumble. ‘Huh..?’ Said Paint. ACP ran to the hangar to see what was going on. A fleet of Nacho transports landed. ‘TAKE COVER!!’ Yelled Dragon grabbing her rifle. The breach siren went off and they all got armed. The door of the transport crashed open. ‘FIRE!!’ Yelled Saint. Bullets flied at the charging Nachos. ‘ALL UNITS, MOVE IN. WE GOT A CODE RED.’ Said Dry on his radio. Suddenly, the doors of the HQ broke open and a convoy of ACP jeeps jumped the computers and into the  hangar. ‘GOTCHA’ COVERED, DRY!’ Yelled Houndy grabbing the machine gun in the back of the jeep. ‘DIVO, CATCH!’ Yelled Kt throwing a sniper. Divo catched it and hit a Nacho over the head with it. ‘Not exactly how I’d thought you’d use it.’ Laughed Kt. Suddenly, Aka walked out with an ion cannon. ‘ACP, CHARGE!!!’ Yelled Dry. They charged Aka and his commandos. A commando threw Divo to the ground with a knife aimed at his neck. ‘ANY LAST WORDS, IDIOT?’ Yelled the Nacho. ‘Sure, bye!’ Said Dry shooting the Nacho in the back. ‘Nice.’ Said Divo. Dry grabbed his radio. ‘Kg, bring your scouts in from that search. We’ll need the help of snipers.’ Radioed Dry. Back at the scout campout… ‘OK MEN, LET’S GET PACKED UP. WE GOT A BIG JOB AT BASE!’ Yelled Kg. ‘SIR, THE CONVOY IS LOADED UP. SHOULD WE MOVE OUT?’ Asked Hawk. ‘YEAH, LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!’ Yelled Kg. They all loaded up and drove to base. They pulled up at the classified entrance into the ACP hangar. Kg took off his ski goggles. ‘Permission to enter ACP hangar, code name: Kg007 A.K.A. Kookie Gawd’ Said Kg. ‘Permission granted, welcome KOOKIE GAWD.’ Said the security entrance. The guards smiled. ‘Here they come!’ Yelled Kt as the convoy roared past the transports. ‘NACHOS, RETREAT! WE’RE OUTNUMBERED!’ Said Aka fighting onto the transports. ‘Good-bye, ACP. This is just the beginning.’ Said Aka.

Chapter 6: Chaos

‘Guys, bad news.’ Said Dragon.’What is it NOW?’ Said Dry. ‘Aka isn’t stopping.. he released the spider walker on the city and he still has Oagal.’ Said Dragon. ‘We’ll need to assemble a strike team to go into the city and wipe out that hunk of junk.’ Said Kg. ‘That’s what I had in mind.’ Said Saint walking in with some of ACP’s finest armour and some weaponry. ‘She’s a keeper.’ Said Divo elbowing Kg. ‘Ok, Dry, Divo, Kt, Kg. You guys will be the strike team. You still go Puckley’s number, Div?’ Said Saint. ‘Yeah, sure. I’ll call him now.’ Said Divo handing Saint his phone. ‘Yeah, Puck. It’s time.’ Said Saint. ‘It’s time.’ Said Kg with a grin. ‘I got your jeep pulled up in there. Remember, Oagal’s still in there. Explode it ONCE you’ve saved Oagal.’ Said Saint. They ran and jumped in the jeep and sped out. ‘Dry, turn on the lights. It’s pitch black out here.’ Said Kt looking around.’Oh, ok.’ Said Dry turning on the searchlights. Suddenly, they heard a crash. ‘What was that?’ Said Kt turning around. ‘Uh oh…’ Said Divo. There stood a giant spider walker with a blade down the middle. ‘Div, cover me!’ Yelled Kg grabbing a rocket launcher. He jumped on the trunk and Divo grabbed some barretas. Suddenly, a sealed door on the walker opened and some Nacho commandos jumped out. ‘KG, I’LL KEEP EM’ OFF OF YOU. JUST FIRE THE ROCKET!’ Yelled Divo hitting a Nacho over the head with a barreta. Kg quickly backed up and nearly pulled the trigger until Dry yelled: ‘NO! WE HAVEN’T GOT OAGAL!’. ‘CORRECTION!’ Yelled Kt standing on top of knocked-out Nacho with Oagal. They jumped onto the jeep and Kg fired. There was an explosion and blinding light followed by an deafing noise. Dry radioed in Saint. ‘One down, one more to go..’ Said Dry.

Chapter 7: Midnight Hour Ball

‘Good, you guys are back. Great news.’ Said Dragon. ‘First time I’ve heard that in a while..’ Said Divo. ‘Aka dissapeared into the forest. That forest is so dangerous, he’s probably dead by now.’ Said Saint. ‘So we’re planning a huge ball tonight to celebrate..’ Said Houndy. That night… ‘Hey guys, where’s Div?’ Said Dragon. ‘I don’t know. I guess romance is too much for him.’ Said Dry. ‘Everyone looks AWESOME!’ Said Boomer drinking some punch. Suddenly, slow music came on. ‘Cya guys, got a dance with Fox.’ Said Boomer. ‘Cya, Drageth. Got a dance with Babs.’ Said Dry. ‘Wow.. only one at the dance without a date..’ Sighed Dragon until… there she saw her date. She walked over. ‘Wanna dance?’ Said Dragon shyly. ‘Sure, why not.’ Said the man. ‘Your a great dancer!’ Said Dragon. They danced into a corner. Suddenly, the man took out a knife and revealed his Nacho uniform. ‘C’mon, princess.’ Said the Nacho in a rough voice. He led her into the ACP generator room and tied her up. ‘HEEELLLPPP!’ Yelled Dragon. ‘Huh..?’ Said Dry. ‘What is it?’ Said Babs. ‘I’ll be right back.’ Said Dry grabbing a pistol and running to the generator room. ‘Dry!’ Yelled Dragon. ‘Dragon!’ Yelled Dry. He quickly untied her. ‘You ok?’ Said Dry. ‘Yeah. The guy looked like one of Aka’s henchmen. He was headed to the southeast hangar bay.’ Said Dragon rubbing her rope burn. Dry started to run to the ACP main room to set off the alarm. On the way there, he was kidnapped by Aka by surprise. ‘Muwhahahaha! I will torture you forever for what you’ve done! Foiling my plans and nearly killing me!’ Said Aka. ‘Idiot.’ Said Dry. Aka walked to the landing pad and a helicopter landed. ‘Muwhahahaha!’ Laughed Aka opening the helicopter. There stood Divo, Kt, and Kg with guns aimed at Aka’s head. Aka pulled out his old sword and threw them swords. They clanked and clashed and fought into the indoor pool. Suddenly, Aka took Divo to the floor. ‘Today you die, kid.’ Said Aka. ‘Remember my old watch?’ Said Divo. ‘Yeah… why..?’ Said Aka. ‘It just got bluetooth!’ Said Divo. ‘Cool, lemme see.’ Said Aka bending over. ‘What the.. this doesn’t have a bluetooth!’ Said Aka. ‘And your about to!’ Said Divo punching him in the mouth. Aka didn’t give up easily. Aka brought Dry to the ground now so hard Dry couldn’t do a trick. ‘Remember when I told you my team is some people you shouldn’t mess with?’ Said Dry. ‘Yeah.. why?’ Said Aka. Suddenly, bullets flew across the pool and Aka fell dead. ‘Headshot!’ Said Kt. There on the stairs, stood Kt, Kg, and Divo with rapid fire snipers. ‘Wow..’ Said Dry wiping off his roman helmet. ‘We’ll clean it up from here.’ Said Shab walking in with his troop of scouts. ‘All visitors, please evacuate the building. Thank you for coming, good night.’ Said the speaker. ‘Let’s go home guys.’ Said Divo loading up his jeep. They all drove back and Aka was defeat. Or was he..? To be continued…





New CPC Projects: Spartans are back in black, and more!

9 09 2009

Holaz people of wordpress and beyond! Today I’m introducing some new CPC projects. First of all, you all probably know of the CPC agency, SPARTANS. I can’t tell you much about them, but I can tell you they will be recieving a mission soon. Second of all, we’ll be working on a ‘5,500 Hits Party!!’ it will be awesome and it will be hosted on our capitol, Alaska. Third of all, not last. We will be opening a page for schedules of with brigade will patrol at wich time. The night brigade will have to be worked on. If the time is not ok for you, we will work it out. Oh and what? Huh? Oh yeah. CPC just got a shipment of commando-scout cookies. =D





Battle To The Better End: Book 5 Sneak Peek!

4 09 2009

Hola viewers! Today I’m giving you a look at the new book, ‘Battle To The Better End: Book 5: The Beggining Of The End’ Roll the clip! 

Chapter 1: Prison Break 

It was a quarter to midnight. It was raining harder then ever. All ACP was asleep except for Boomer and Fox down in the lounge on a date. Everything was in peace and the ACP headquarters construction was finished. Suddenly, the ACP prison break siren went off. ‘Aw man… what time is it dude?’ Said Divo waking up. ‘Quarter to midnight.’ Said Dry. ‘C’monn…’ Said Divo grabbing a sniper rifle. He slipped on his uniform and they walked to the cells. There they saw Aka’s reinforced, laser armed, cell broken. Suddenly, they heard snoring. ‘Huh?’ Said Divo turning around. There sat Mrnooner with a tipped roman helmet sleeping. ‘Well… Mrnooner sawin’ logs on the job.. surprise, surprise…’ Said Dry. ‘Huh? Wha..?’ Said Nooner. ‘Nooner..’ Said Divo. ‘Oh that? Yeah.. Aka made this big robot spider thingy and escaped.’ Said Nooner. ‘Remind me, why’d I hire you?’ Said Dry. ‘I was the only teenager on the streets who’d work for free.’ Said Nooner. ‘Ohh.. Right… why not I lower your sallery?’ Said Dry. Suddenly, the room started rumbling and the heard 6-year-olds scream ‘OMG DRY! I’M ACTUALLY IN ACP BASE!! OMG!!’. ‘Rogues!’ Said Divo holding onto the wall. Suddenly the room was flooded by 6-year-olds wearing ACP t-shirts and screaming for Dry’s autograph. ‘Dry! Just give them what they want!’ Said Divo throwing a picture of Dry into the crowd. Suddenly, the room started rumbling again. ‘Uh oh.. looks like the noobs like the general..’ Said Dry smiling. Suddenly Divo fell face-first into a crowd of 5-year-olds. To Be Continued….

Lol, wasn’t that great?  *Crunch* *Crunch* OH C’MON? WHO BROUGHT THE POTATO CHIPS?! *Crunch* *Crunch* YOU, GET OUT! *Crunch* Why not I just close the curtains now? Cya guys! ~Divotoo





Battle To The Better End: Book 4: The Last Battle

1 09 2009

Chapter 1: The old Hotel.

It was a cold, stormy day. It was the day ACP fell into the hands of Aka and his evil plots. Some rebels against the new ACP led by Aka, Saint, Dry, Divo, Paint and much more were getting a drink in an old Hotel. Over at a corner, they heard a crash and somebody walking in the hotel. They jumped behind the desk to see what was happening. Under that black, cold hearted cape was Aka. Down on the ground they saw Puckley. Aka turned on his cell phone. After he hung up, a Hummer pulled up in by the Hotel. He threw Puckley in the trunk and sped away. They got up and walked outside. ‘C’mon guys, are we gonna let a great ally that was with us through thick and thin?’ Said Divo unlocking the rebel’s jeep. ‘No we’re not!’ Said Dry getting in the jeep. They all jumped in and followed the hummer. ‘Dry, you take the wheel. I’m going tactical, Paint, when we return Puckley, destroy the Hummer, ok?’ Said Divo. ‘Ok.’ Said Paint. ‘Will do.’ Said Dry. Divo jumped off the hood onto the Hummer. Aka started to yell and cuss at the driver. Divo quickly picked the lock of the trunk and grabbed onto Puckley. Dry pulled over and they landed right in the passenger seat. ‘Wow.. how convenient… we pulled over right next to holiday inn…’ Said Saint. ‘C’mon guys, we gotta get to our hotel room before they find our location.’ Said Divo. They walked in and up to a huge room. They walked in and there was a huge TV and a giant monitor. Divo walked over to the monitor and sat in a recliner and typed. Dry walked over to his desk. ‘Really, guys, how’d he take over ACP?’ Said Puckley. ‘Long story short, he hacked our site and  chat, and found a way to make our computers lock us out and make him leader.’ Said Dragon walking in the room. Dragon sat down and worked on her laptop. Dry turned on the news. ‘Breaking news….RPF joins the new generation of ACP….. is the world still safe?’ Said the news reporter.

 

Chapter 2: Ambush

Suddenly, a siren went off. ‘Uh oh….’ Said Divo. ‘What’s that?!’ Said Puckley. ‘WELL, BEFORE WE BROKE YOU OUT THEY GOT DRY. SO, NOW THEY JUST FOUND OUT WE BROKE HIM OUT!’ Yelled Paint. ‘C’MON GUYS, GET TO THE JEEP!’ Yelled Dry. They all grabbed a firearm and ran to the jeep. Divo put up the roof on the jeep and rolled up the windows. It was raining harder then ever. They sped over a bridge. They crossed over into Idaho. They pulled over next to a hotel. They walked in. ‘Hey guys… The owner looks familiar, I’ll handle this..’ Said Dry. Dry walked up. The owner turned around it was Boomer! ‘Wow… that you guys? You look like dirt!’ Said Boomer. ‘Gee, thanks, good to see you again.’ Said Dry. ‘Want the ACP 100% discount?’ Said Boomer. ‘Why not 104%?’ Said Dry laughing. Boomer elbowed him. ‘If your ACP, then you probably have a huge monitor and giant TV in your queen suite.’ Said Dry. ‘You can read minds!’ Said Boomer typing. ‘There, you and the rest of your freinds are checked in.’. ’Good.’ Said Dry. He passed out entrance cards to everyone. They all walked up to the Suite. Divo walked over to the computers. He typed and suddenly a live feed of their old suite was on the screen. In the suite standed Aka and the rest of the nachos. ‘Dry, should I release command 69?’ Said Divo. ‘What’s order 69?’ Said Saint. ‘Blow up the old suite.’ Said Dry. ‘Did you get all the files from the old comput..’ Said Saint. ‘Yep.’ Interrupted Divo. ‘Then dentonate the bomb.’ Said Saint. Divo starting typing and suddenly on the monitor, they saw the old suite exploded. ‘Ok, now that it’s exploded they won’t find our plans on this computer.’ Said Divo. Suddenly, metal bars covered all the exits. ‘Well… well… well…’ Said a mysterious voice. Suddenly, out of the corner walked Aka. He flipped on a switch and in that corner was Boomer and Fox tied up. ‘You lot think you can defeat me after I took power over YOUR army?’ Said Aka. He snapped and guards tied them up. ‘It was your idea to stay here.’ Said Dragon. ‘Listen, I’m gonna rule the world and keep you tied up in a burning room.’ Said Aka. ‘You’re an idiot, you know that?’ Said Dry. Aka set off a match. ‘Have a nice life, ACP!’ Said Aka. He walked out. ‘Hey, Kt, think you can reach my pocket knife?’ Said Dry. ‘Yeah..’ Said Kt grabbing the pocket knife. He cut them out. Divo took out his cell phone and called Paint at the Chili’s getting nachos. ‘Hey, Dude.’ Said Divo on the phone. ‘Whatcha’ need?’ Said Paint. ‘You still have that transport ready to go in the hangar?’ Said Divo. ‘Yeah..’ Said Paint. ‘Well, we need an evac in the pinthouse at holiday inn.’ Said Divo. ‘Aka?’ Said Paint. ‘Yeah..’ Said Divo. He hung up. Suddenly, they saw a bunch of ACP troops crash through the windows. ‘The eagle and sparrow are safe, I reapeat the eagle and sparrow are safe.’ Said a guard. Paint got off the plane with Seth. Paint smiled. ‘Pilot, should we move out the hawk division?’ Said a guard. ‘Yeah, get some more evacs in the sky.’ Said Paint. Seth walked over and gave orders to the guards. ‘Hey, Paint, you mind getting some medics on one of those evacs? I have pretty bad rope burn.’ Said Divo. ‘FALCON, GET A MEDIC ON THE WAY!’ Said Paint snapping. ‘SIR YES, SIR!’ Said the guard. Suddenly, 2 more planes landed. The all walked and boarded the planes. ‘Hope you don’t mind, but this might be a fight in flight.’ Said Seth. Suddenly, a red light went off and the plane rumbled. Dry ran to the radar. On the radar, there was a fleet of nacho fighter planes. Dry ran to the cockpit and took the handles. He turned around the plane and they were behind the fighter jets. He quickly shot them down. ‘Owwww..’ Said Paint getting up from the floor.

 

Chapter 3: Pursuit on city.

They landed in New York at the old ACP landing pad. They were greeted by Person and Linkin. ‘Good. You guys are back. We were getting worried he got rid of you.’ Said Person. ‘Mostly he worried.’ Said Linkin laughing. Person elbowed him. They walked and went into a skyscraper with a sign that said ‘HOLIDAY INN HOTEL’. The group of leaders and generals left the rest of the troops to have fun in the city. They walked to the elevator and Person and Linkin introduced them to the general and leader’s suite’s. ‘Whoooaaaa.’ Said Divo staring at his suite. Even though his was the same as everyone’s except for the giant monitor, he loved it. ‘Well, night you guys!’ Said Person pressing the elevator button. Barely anyone could sleep over the pouring rain. Most of them couldn’t go to sleep so they just watched TV or worked on their laptops. The next morning nobody was tired because of the smell of fresh brewed coffee coming from Dry’s room. Dry knocked on Divo’s door. ‘Come in!’ Said Divo putting on his roman helmet. ‘Hey, Divo, ever get that report from the night squad you sent out to patrol sector 6?’ Said Dry. ‘Nope. Went looking for them at 10.’ Said Divo. Suddenly, they heard a hummer engine and a car speeding away. ‘Uh oh..’ Said Dry. Divo looked out the window. It was a nachos hummer. ‘C’mon!’ Said Divo running downstairs. He unlocked the jeep and Dry got in. Dry called Boomer. ‘Hey, Boomer, could you tell the guys we’re gonna be gone for a few minutes?’ Said Dry. ‘Sure thing.’ Said Boomer. Suddenly, the hummer pulled up next to a huge bridge with signs around it that said ‘WARNING! BROKEN BRIDGE!’. The hummer’s trunk slammed open and out ran Aka with the squad tied up. Dry and Div grabbed some guns from the trunk and chased Aka. When they came to the crack in the bridge, Aka stopped. ‘FREEZE, AKA!’ Said Dry. Dry secretly passed Divo a breathing mask. ‘Well.. well…well… I knew it’d come to this.’ Said Aka holding Divo at the edge. Secretly, the squad cut themselves out and jumped in an ACP helicopter by the crack. ‘Now..’ Whispered Divo. ‘Well, Dry. Your choice, join me or your freind gets it.’ Said Aka. Dry tried kicking Aka. Aka dropped Divo. While he was falling, Divo slipped the mask on his face. ‘NOOOOOOOO!’ Yelled Dry. Suddenly, a helicopter hovered next to Aka. The door opened. There stood Divo and the squad. Divo grabbed a pistol and aimed it at Aka. ‘Wise choice.’ Said Aka turning on his jetpack. He flew away. They jumped out and drove back.

 

Chapter 4: Hotel Invasion

‘Bad timing, you guys. A brigade of Nacho commandos were spotted in the base-’ Said Paint. Suddenly, the power went off. ‘Uh oh….’ Said Dry. ‘Ment..’ Said Paint. Dragon passed everyone a firearm. They ran down to the basement. ‘Clear..’ Said Kt. Suddenly, a shot hit the basement door. They ran for cover. Saint shot down a sniper. The rest of the Nachos ran to the indoor pool. They followed. They took cover by a huge plant. ‘I’m going in..’ Said Dragon diving in the pool. ‘Where are you…’ Said a Nacho. Suddenly, one of the Nachos mysteriously fell, shot down, head first into the pool. Dragon got out of the pool. ‘Easy as cake.’ Said Dragon. A Nacho tried bouncing a bullet on water and hit Kt, but missed. ‘You guys, run back to the basement. I have a spare grenade in hand.’ Said Paint. He set off the grenade and threw it in the water. He ran as fast as light to the basement. Suddenly, the pool exploded. They all walked to the suite.

 

Chapter 5: The Last Draw.

‘Bad news guys..’ Said Dragon. ‘Hey guys, where’s Fox? I couldn’t find her in her suite.’ said Boomer. ‘Well… that’s the problem.. during the home invasion Aka snuck in and kidnapped Fox. Now instead of marrying her, he’s going to kill her unless you give him the deed to the ACP main headquarters.’ Said Dragon. ‘You lot, come downstairs. I think I might have a plan.’ Said Boomer. They all walked downstairs. ‘What’s the plan?’ Said Kt. ‘Ok, since he will be using a helicopter for this mission, let’s do this. Paint, you hotwire his jetpack so he won’t have a surprise getaway. Dry, Divo, Kt. You guys will hijack a Nacho helicopter. Dragon’ll help with hacking into their hangar. And last but not least, Saint you will contact the troops to blockade all exits and take him into custody.’ Said Boomer. ‘Will do.’ They all said. ‘Well, get to your stations guys.’ Said Boomer. Divo, Dry and Kt ran to the jeep and connected the radio to Dragon’s radio. They drove to a landing pad. ‘Ok, we’re at the landing pad. What now?’ Said Kt. ‘Go to that huge monitor, enter the password: NACHO546 and press ‘Helicopter Pilots’ and select helicopter 14.’ Said Dragon. They all did so and a print out appeared with a password. They ran to the helicopter and entered the password. They took off and landed in the Nacho hangar. ‘Paint, you got that jetpack ready?’ Said Dry. ‘Yep.’ Said Paint. ‘Saint, you got the cops ready?’ Said Divo. ‘Yuh-huh.’ Said Saint. ‘Muwhahahaha. Today I will take over ACP and rule the world!’ Said Aka. ‘You’re a crybaby idiot, you know that, right?’ Said Fox. ‘You won’t be saying that when you’re hanging over a 6-story tall building.’ Said Aka. Quickly the group grabbed weapons. Aka opened the helicopter doors. ‘Oh really?’ Said Boomer with his weapon aimed at Aka’s head. ‘Face it, you’ll never catch me!’ Said Aka searching for his jetpack. ‘What?! Where’s my jetpack?!’ Said Aka. ‘Lookin’ for this, Aka?’ Said Paint holding a broken jetpack. Suddenly, the walls crashed down and Aka was surrounded by ACP. ‘You’re under war arrest, Aka.’ Said Kt. ‘For how long?’ Said Aka. ‘Adding it all up, ten-thousand years.’ Said Dry. ‘QUICK! ZZZ! BAIL ME OUT AND KILL THEM ALL! NOW!’ Said Aka. ‘You know what? NO.’ Said Zzz grabbing a weapon and aiming it at Aka. ‘What?!’ Said Aka. ‘You’re just a jerk, an idiot and a noob. I looked up to you once, but you’re an idiot.’ Said Zzz. ‘Shall I do the honors?’ Said Fox. ‘Sure.’ Said Boomer grinning. Fox grabbed a pistol and hit Aka over the head. ‘I think we can take in from here.’ Said Shab walking in with a group of guards. ‘SHAB?!’ Said Boomer. ‘What?’ Said Shab. ‘You’re not in this episode..’ Said Boomer. ‘There were budget cuts and a writer’s block, so I’m in this episode.’ Said Shab. Boomer just nodded his head slowly. ‘LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER!’ Said Darth Vader walking in. ‘Really, now it’s just getting weird..’ Said Boomer. ‘What? LucasFilms bought out this place a year ago.’ Said Darth Vader. ‘I was lookin’ for a happy ending here..’ Said Divo. ‘Oh yeah.. we’re here for the party.’ Said Shab. ‘I heard there’d be souls to take here.’ Said Darth vader. ‘Why not we just start the party now?’ Said Dragon rolling her eyes. They all flew back to the hotel and had a huge party for winning the war. The contruction of the ACP headquarters began and the world was safe. Or Was it..? To Be Continued..





Introducing a new CPC segment: Interrigation Room Thursday

21 08 2009

Yello, Folks! Today we’re introducing a new segement…. INTERRIGATION ROOM THURSDAY! Yep. That’s right, we set up cameras in the interrigation room. As you all know, last week the so called ‘Ice Breakers’ gang stole the Penguin of Liberty. Fortunetly, we managed to bring a gangster into custody. Unfortunetly, before we got answers his gang broke him out.. :( . Well, atleast we got to record the interrigation, roll the clip! :D

5:07:99[Commando Walks In]

5:09:50[Interrigation Begins]

[Where is the statue?]

[I Don't know.]

[Where. Is. The. Statue.]

[I. DON'T. KNOW.]

[Listen, you're gonna spill the beans or you're going to jail, punk.]

[****]

[WHERE. IS. THE. STATUE?]

[I'M NOT TELLIN'!]

[Listen, punk. You spill the beans, we put you on probation. You lie, you're going to jail.]

[*********]

*Interrigator falls knocked out*

*Prisoner Breaks out*

5:10:89 >>>>5124 In Progess|>>>>>LiveFeed>>>|>>>>>PASSWORD>>>>>>>>>>

 

Later we sat down and talked with the interrigator. He says they were headed towards the old junkyard. Keep your eye out men, this just keeps on getting crazier…

~Divotoo